{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":929126,"song":"Virus Alert","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11612684-virus-alert-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/929126?type=chord","rating":4.25622,"votes":11,"content":"[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nReally want to give you a warning[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nCause I found out this morning[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nBout a dangerous, insidious computer virus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf you should get an email with the subject: \"Stinky Cheese\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nBetter not go taking your chances[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nUnder no circumstances[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C#[/ch]         [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nShould you open it or else it will[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]               [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nTranslate your documents into Swahili[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nMake your TV record \"Gigli\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                             [ch]C#[/ch]              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nNeuter your pets and give your laundry static cling[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G#[/ch]                  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd the hard drive of anyone related to you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nVirus alert![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDelete immediately before someone gets hurt[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G#m[/ch]                       [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nForward this message on to everybody[/tab]\r\n([ch]G#m[/ch]    [ch]C#[/ch])\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSoon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nIt'll make your keyboard all sticky[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nGive your poodle a hickey[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThen it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nIt'll set your clocks back an hour[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd start hogging the shower[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C#[/ch]               [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nSo just trash it now, or else it will[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]         [ch]G#m[/ch]                 [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDecide to give you a permanent wedgie[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                         [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nLegally change your name to Reggie[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                 [ch]C#[/ch]              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nEven mess up the pH balance in your pool[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G#[/ch]                            [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch] \r\nThat's right, it's a...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nVirus alert![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDelete immediately before someone gets hurt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                        [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nForward this message on to everybody[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nVirus alert![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDelete immediately before someone gets hurt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                        [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nForward this message on to everybody[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                                 [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                           [ch]C#[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]G#m[/ch]       [ch]A#m/F#[/ch]         [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nIf you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]G#m[/ch]      [ch]A#m/F#[/ch]          [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nSo before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTurn off your computer and make sure it powers down[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nDrop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                                          [ch]G#[/ch]          [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nVirus alert[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDelete immediately before someone gets hurt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                        [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nForward this message on to everybody[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nVirus alert[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDelete immediately before someone gets hurt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                        [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nForward this message on to everybody[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nVirus alert[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nDelete immediately before someone gets hurt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                        [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nForward this message on to everybody[/tab]\r\n\r\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                           [ch]C#[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTell everyone you know, tell everybody now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch] \r\nWhat are you waiting for?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]\r\nJust hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch]      [ch]F#[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHit... send... right... now[/tab]","plain_text":"(G#m    C#)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWarn all your friends, send this to everybody","chords":["F#m","E","B","C#","D#","G#m","F#","G#","A#m/F#"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}