{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":922060,"song":"Im A Wanker","artist":"Ivor Biggun","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11611580-im-a-wanker-chords-by-ivor-biggun/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/922060?type=chord","rating":4.68903,"votes":22,"content":"[tab][ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy mother said that I never should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nplay with the naughty rude girls in the wood.[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTheir giggling talk I could never understand[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand that's when I fell in love with my right hand[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand it does me good like it bloody well should.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand I'm always pullin' my pud![/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI was 25 years old before I was kissed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's available at any time and it's absolutely free![/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand it does me good like it bloody well should.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand I'm always pullin' my pud![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nthank you for having me and being oh so kind.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]                                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've used a badger and a melon and a cat[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nan inflateable Linda Lovelegs and a Davy Crockett hat![/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand it does me good like it bloody well should.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand I'm always pullin' my pud![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Mrs. Palm and your five lovely daughters,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nthank you for having me and being oh so kind.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI've got pains in my arms and my donkey's getting shorter.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind.[/tab]","plain_text":"","chords":["D","G","A","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}