{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":914157,"song":"Uncle Bernies Farm","artist":"Frank Zappa","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11610352-uncle-bernies-farm-chords-by-frank-zappa/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/914157?type=chord","rating":4.23401,"votes":3,"content":"[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n(I'm dreaming...) [/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nThere's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nA bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]        \r\nA baby doll that burps 'n pees;  [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nA case of airplane glue![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               \r\nThere's a hungry plastic troll,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM\" [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]  \r\nThere's a little plastic 'CONGRESS'[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]  \r\nThere's a 'NATION' you can buy![/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThere's a doll that looks like daddy[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nWe gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission![/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nDon'tcha know that murder an' destruction[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]         [ch]F7[/ch]   \r\nScream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York) [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]         \r\nThere's a man who runs the country[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThere's a man who tried to think[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd they're all made out of plastic[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n(When they melt, they start to stink)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]    \r\nThere's a book with smiling children,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nis the creep who makes 'the toys'[/tab]\r\n([ch]C[/ch] and [ch]C7[/ch])\r","plain_text":"(C and C7)","chords":["C","Am","B","G","A","D","F","C7","F7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,4,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,3,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}