{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":913491,"song":"Mules Are So Half Ass","artist":"Hank Green","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11610236-mules-are-so-half-ass-chords-by-hank-green/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/913491?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":10,"content":"spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song \r\n\r\nStandard Tuning\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n\r\nStrum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stolen,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow,[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass. [/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe bike can't stand up by itself, it says it's two-tired,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe human cannonball was late for work and he got fired,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd if your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends,[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass. [/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get repossessed,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest,[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the C O 2 delivery guy always gives me gas,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYeah, I really hate mules because they're so half-ass. [/tab]\r","plain_text":"spastic strumming style or the timing of the song, just listen to the song \n\nStandard Tuning\n\nIntro:\n\nStrum the C chord a few times 'til you get the rythm.\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:","chords":["C","Fmaj7","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Fmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,0,3,4,2,0],"frets":[1,-1,2,2,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}