{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":909957,"song":"99 Problems","artist":"Philadelphia Grand Jury","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11609672-99-problems-chords-by-philadelphia-grand-jury/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/909957?type=chord","rating":4.65968,"votes":7,"content":"If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1] (All open chords)\r\n \r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got the rap patrol on the gat patrol[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFoes that wanna make sure my casket's closed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nRap critics they say he's \"Money Cash Hoes\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIf you grew up with holes in ya zapatos[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch](single strum)\r\nIf you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got beef with radio if i don't play they show[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nRap mags try and use my black ass[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSo advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI don't know what you take me as, [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOr understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch] \r\nI'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]    \r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch](single strum)\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\nHit me\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe year's '94 and my trunk is raw[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIn my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBounce on the double put the pedal to the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nPlus i got a few dollars i can fight the case[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo I...pull over to the side of the road[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI heard \"Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Open chords again)\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDo I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAm I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch](single strum)\r\n\"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' \"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(Spoken bit)\r\n\"Liscense and registration and step out of the car\"\r\n\"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are\"\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]Em[/ch]     \r\nI ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch](single strum)\r\n\"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch](single strum)\r\n\"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?\"[/tab]\r\n\"Or somebody important or somethin'?\"\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nEnough that you won't illegally search my shit[/tab]\r\n\r\n\"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come\"\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch](single strum)\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\nHit me\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch](single strum)\r\nI got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one[/tab]","plain_text":"If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son\nI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one\n\nC  Am  C  Am\n\n\n[Verse 1] (All open chords)\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\nHit me\n\nC  Am  C  Am\n\n\n[Verse 2](barre chords and different strumming pattern)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Open chords again)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken bit)\n\"Liscense and registration and step out of the car\"\n\"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are\"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\"Or somebody important or somethin'?\"\n\n\n\n\n\"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come\"\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\nHit me\n\nC  Am  C  Am\n\n[Outro]","chords":["C","Am","G","F","Em"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}