{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":903280,"song":"This Machine Pwns N00Bs","artist":"Hank Green","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11608719-this-machine-pwns-n00bs-chords-by-hank-green/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/903280?type=chord","rating":0.12991,"votes":0,"content":"strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at:\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]A[/ch] comment.\r\n\r\nStandard Tuning\r\n\r\nCapo 3rd fret\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n\r\nC (Strum down once)\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell I don't want to be a big star[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]            Famj7                             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nBut I do like to play on this guitar[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd write these stupid songs in rental cars[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow I'm headin' to Los    Angeles[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I can't stop though I really gotta piss[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n'Cause I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPut the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road[/tab]\r\n\r\nPre-chorus 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd I get there with five minutes to spare[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd the people there don't seem to care[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nI't like a hedgehog with a flat can[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Fma7[/ch]\r\nAnd a star for Mario[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOr the big dot in Pac-Man[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOr the Konami code[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd it makes me feel invincible \r\n\r\nWhen I'm up there on that stage\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe final boss has been destroyed[/tab]\r\n\r\nLong-distance or close-range\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's like a super sniping shotgun[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd it's body armor too\r\n\r\nAnd I hope everyone agrees\r\n[tab]     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat this machine pwns n00bs[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI just finished my show in Phoenix A Z[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nGod damnit if I didn't lose my keys[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang   out[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out[/tab]\r\n\r\nPre-chorus 2:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nBut we have to wait there on the sidewalk[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nEating pizza with First Officer Spock[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd now that they've been introduced[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nI't like a hedgehog with a flat can[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Fma7[/ch]\r\nAnd a star for Mario[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOr the big dot in Pac-Man[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOr the Konami code[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd it makes me feel invincible \r\n\r\nWhen I'm up there on that stage\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe level boss has been destroyed[/tab]\r\n\r\nLong-distance or close-range\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's like a super sniping shotgun[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd it's body armor too\r\n\r\nAnd I hope everyone agrees\r\n[tab]     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat this machine pwns n00bs___________[/tab]\r","plain_text":"strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at:\n\n\nA comment.\n\nStandard Tuning\n\nCapo 3rd fret\n\nIntro:\n\nC (Strum down once)\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPre-chorus 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd it makes me feel invincible \n\nWhen I'm up there on that stage\n\n\nLong-distance or close-range\n\n\nAnd it's body armor too\n\nAnd I hope everyone agrees\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPre-chorus 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd it makes me feel invincible \n\nWhen I'm up there on that stage\n\n\nLong-distance or close-range\n\n\nAnd it's body armor too\n\nAnd I hope everyone agrees","chords":["A","C","Fmaj7","G","Fma7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Fmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,0,3,4,2,0],"frets":[1,-1,2,2,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}