{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":901368,"song":"The Assumption","artist":"The Arrogant Worms","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11608452-the-assumption-chords-by-the-arrogant-worms/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/901368?type=chord","rating":4.76696,"votes":3,"content":"this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor!\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere was an old farmer who lived on a rock[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]C[/ch]    \r\nHe sat in the meadow just shaking his[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nFist at some boys who were down by the crick[/tab]\r\n\r\nTheir feet in the water, their hands on their\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMarbles and play things at a half passed four[/tab]\r\n\r\nThere came a young lady who looked like a\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nPretty, young preacher[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe sat on the grass, she pulled up her dress[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd she showed them her\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nRuffles, and laces and white fluffy duck[/tab]\r\n   \r\nShe said she was learning a new way to\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBring up her children, so they would not spit[/tab]\r\n\r\nWhile the boys in the barnyard were shoveling\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nRefuse, and litter from yesterday's hunt[/tab]\r\n                     \r\nWhile the girl in the meadow was rubbing her\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]       \r\nEyes at the fellow, down by the dock[/tab]\r\n\r\nHe looked like a man with a sizable\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                        [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nHome in the country, with a big fence out front[/tab]\r\n                                           \r\nIf he asked her politely, she'd show him her\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nLittle pet dog, who was subject to fits[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd maybe she'd let him grab hold of her\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]   \r\nSmall, tender hands with a movement so quick[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd then she'd bend over and suck on his\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nCandy, so tasty made of butterscotch[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd then he'd spread whip cream all over her\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                   [ch]G[/ch]    \r\nCookies that she had left out on her shelf[/tab]\r\n\r\nIf you think this is dirty\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]         \r\nYou can go f*ck yourself! [/tab]","plain_text":"this song is a very very simple song great for beginning guitarists with a good sense of humor!\n\n\n\n\n\nTheir feet in the water, their hands on their\n\n\nThere came a young lady who looked like a\n\n\n\nAnd she showed them her\n\n   \nShe said she was learning a new way to\n\n\nWhile the boys in the barnyard were shoveling\n\n                     \nWhile the girl in the meadow was rubbing her\n\n\nHe looked like a man with a sizable\n\n                                           \nIf he asked her politely, she'd show him her\n\n\nAnd maybe she'd let him grab hold of her\n\n\nAnd then she'd bend over and suck on his\n\n\nAnd then he'd spread whip cream all over her\n\n\nIf you think this is dirty","chords":["C","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}