{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":900360,"song":"Retarded Love Story","artist":"Holy Moly","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11608304-retarded-love-story-chords-by-holy-moly/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/900360?type=chord","rating":0.16078,"votes":0,"content":"INTRO\r\n[ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n[ch]F[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nVerse 1\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey said our relationship wouldn't work[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWe're not a romantic comedy[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe're a mentally retarded love story[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo grab your walker and come with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWe'll eat red jello with the lunch lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch] \r\nWe'll make wedding bands with macaroni [/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell were mentally retarded in love[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWell when we drool it's kind of cool[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell we'll ride the short bus on the way to school[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWell the government will help us and your mom will too[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo grab your walker and come with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWe'll eat red jello with the lunch lady[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch] \r\nWe'll make wedding bands with macaroni [/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWell were mentally retarded in love[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWell were mentally retarded in love[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell we're mentally retarded[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nWell we're so damn darn retarded[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWell we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love[/tab]","plain_text":"INTRO\nC   G   Am\nF   G\nVerse 1","chords":["C","G","Am","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}