{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":886882,"song":"Bitch Went Nutz","artist":"Ben Folds","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11606115-bitch-went-nutz-chords-by-ben-folds/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/886882?type=chord","rating":4.8583,"votes":6,"content":"[tab][ch]A[/ch] capella ***\r\nI took her with me to the Christmas office party — mistake[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] capella ***\r\nShe did a line and started spouting all her liberal garbage[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] capella ***\r\nBro, I'm so ashamed[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\t\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nI never heard such shit in all my life[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]                        \t     [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut you blew my hopes sky-high[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]\t\t  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe bitch went nuts[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStarted talking 'bout politics[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nIn front of all my bosses[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBullshit from the internet[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe bitch went nuts[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'll never be a partner at this rate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nNot with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOh no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOh     no, no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]\r\nOh![/tab]\r\n\r\n(Solo over [ch]Am[/ch])\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] capella ***\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t(Trill over [ch]Am[/ch])\r\nIt took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch] capella ***\t\t\t\t\t\t\t     (Trill over [ch]Am[/ch])\r\nWhen she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\t\t\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe called us bigots with her fist in the air[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\t\t\t\t\t  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd as she did they all could see all her armpit hair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nNow they think that I'm a fucking asshole[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]\t\t  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe bitch went nuts[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStarted talking about vegetables[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nTo the wives of my coworkers[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYeah, cruelty to animals[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t     [ch]Am[/ch]\t\t     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe thinks because she reads books she must be smarter[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOh no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOh     no, no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh,    no no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]\r\nOh, no no![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\t\t [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nCouldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C6[/ch]\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nInstead of telling your conspiracy theories[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nTo all my bosses[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd all my friends?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]\t\t     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe bitch went nuts (Nuts!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nStarted putting down the Christians[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd all about what the white man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nDid to the Indians[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t    [ch]Am[/ch]\t\t [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHow could I know that she never done blow before?[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe shouted, \"Fuck Dick Cheney!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThen she puked on Franklin's floor[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t(Solo on [ch]Am[/ch]/[ch]C[/ch]/[ch]G[/ch]/[ch]Dm[/ch] chords)\r\nOh no![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]\t[ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOh no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nOh     no, no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]  [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh,    no no![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  [ch]F6[/ch]\r\nOh, no no![/tab]","plain_text":"(Solo over Am)","chords":["A","Fmaj7","G","Dm","E","Am","C","F6","C6"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Fmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,0,3,4,2,0],"frets":[1,-1,2,2,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}