{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":862814,"song":"The Used Condoms - Bigger Than Jims","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11602767-the-used-condoms-bigger-than-jims-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/862814?type=chord","rating":0.07893,"votes":0,"content":"This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These \r\nand lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.\r\n\r\nCapo 5\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy penis look like a tube of chapstick[/tab]\r\n\r\nExcept its not quite as thick\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd it surely isn’t touched by as many lips[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmy dick is really weird[/tab]\r\n\r\nmy pubes give it a beard\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nit looks like a terrorist in my pants[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nhe might just come out and dance[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmy penis is like a ball[/tab]\r\n\r\nits round like a doorknob\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\none that doesn’t ever get used[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nand the girls say its because my pubes[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nmy penis is small                 }[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nmy penis is small                 }    times how many ever you want[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nmy penis is small                 }[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nbut its still… bigger than jims   }[/tab]\r\n\r\n                          Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)\r\n\r\n[tab]E|--8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-5----8--8--8-5-0------8--8--8-5-0-8--|\r\nB|--------------8---------------------------------8-------------------|\r\nG|--------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nD|--------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nA|--------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nE|--------------------------------------------------------------------|[/tab]","plain_text":"This is a hidden track somewhere in The Used Condoms' coming soon self-titled LP. These \nand lyrics are 100% correct. Rate Please.\n\nCapo 5\n\n\n\n\nExcept its not quite as thick\n\n\n\n\n\nmy pubes give it a beard\n\n\n\n\n\n\nits round like a doorknob\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n                          Main Riff (No Capo/ Guitar Two)","chords":["G","Em","A7","E","B","D","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}