{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":855178,"song":"Betty And Me","artist":"Jonathan Coulton","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11601771-betty-and-me-chords-by-jonathan-coulton/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/855178?type=chord","rating":4.95172,"votes":22,"content":"Chords:\r\n\r\n[ch]A[/ch]         x02220\r\n[ch]G[/ch]         320033\r\n[ch]D[/ch]         xx0232\r\n[ch]E[/ch]         022100\r\n[ch]C[/ch]         x32010\r\n[ch]F#m[/ch]       xx4222\r\nAaug6/[ch]F[/ch]   xx3222\r\n[tab][ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]F[/ch]      xx2222\r\nD#m7b5    xx1222[/tab]\r\n[ch]Bm[/ch]        x24432\r\n[ch]E6[/ch]        022120\r\n[ch]E7[/ch]        022130\r\n[ch]F#m[/ch](full) 244222\r\n[ch]B7[/ch]        x21202\r\n\r\nIntro: |[ch]A[/ch] |[ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]|[ch]A[/ch] |[ch]A[/ch] | \r\n\r\nVerse 1\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe said we could build a baby out of DNA[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                                                         \r\nAnd although it was expensive it was legal in the states[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nwhere it wasn't banned[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt was Betty who suggested we cut out the parts of me[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nthat she can't stand[/tab]\r\n\r\nPre-chorus 1\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]         Aaug6/[ch]F[/ch]        [ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]       D#m7b5   \r\nSo we made an appointment and Betty went alone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                 Aaug6/[ch]F[/ch]          [ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]             D#m7b5\r\nThey worked out the details and then called me on the phone[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E6[/ch] [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nTo say congratulations Dad[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNow things are getting better for Betty and me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nWe're making us a baby that's just like me only better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says he'll be taller[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says he'll be smarter[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says that our baby will be better than me[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBetty was pretty firm about our baby being human[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nI said we should give him wings and nice prehensile tail[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                                                        [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe could travel with the circus making money, making friends with clowns[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBetty said that's stupid and for God's sake would you turn that TV down?[/tab]\r\n\r\nPre-chorus 2\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]             Aaug6/[ch]F[/ch]          [ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]            D#m7b5\r\nNow I've seen Betty happy, but she's never been like this[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                  Aug6/[ch]F[/ch]            [ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]        D#m7b5 \r\nShe glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E6[/ch] [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm excited too[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNow things are getting better for Betty and me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nWe're making us a baby that's just like me only better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says he'll be taller[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says he'll be smarter[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says that our baby will be better than me[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd the love inside me thunders like a storm[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\ndoesn't make him fat[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBetty's been spending lots of time out late with Dr. Martin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                \r\nShe says that they're working on the baby every night[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                                             [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd Dr. Martin brings her presents like new underwear and a bottle of wine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine[/tab]\r\n\r\nPre-chorus 3\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]              Aaug6/[ch]F[/ch]         [ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]           D#m7b5\r\nHe might have my moustache or my freckles or my eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]             Aaug6/[ch]F[/ch]      [ch]A6[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]         D#m7b5\r\nBetty says it's better if we keep it a surprise[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]E6[/ch] [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nI hope I find out soon [/tab]\r\n\r\nFinal Chorus\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNow things are getting better for Betty and me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nWe're making us a baby that's just like me only better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says he'll be taller[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says he'll be smarter[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd Betty says that our baby will be better than[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBaby will be better than[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBaby will be 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