{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":851716,"song":"Hors Doeuvres","artist":"Roy Harper","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11601310-hors-doeuvres-chords-by-roy-harper/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/851716?type=chord","rating":4.80124,"votes":4,"content":"[tab]Artist:     Roy Harper\r\nSong:       Hors D'oeuvres\r\nAlbum:      Stormcock\r\nTabbed by:  Wiktor R. Kolowiecki\r\nE-mail:     victoriumist@gmail.com\r\n---------------------------------[/tab]\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]G/F#[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]/[ch]D4[/ch]\r\n\r\nVerse:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]C/B[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]G/F#[/ch] [ch]Em7[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]/[ch]D4[/ch]\r\nThe judge sits on his great assize[/tab]\r\nTwelve men wise with swollen thighs\r\nWho never ever told no lies\r\nWhose minds were ever such a size\r\nWhose lives were ever such a prize\r\nWhose brains bred answers just like flies\r\nWhose answers stalked their thoughts like spies\r\nWhose lead ball through the courtroom flies\r\nTo rip a hole clean between two eyes\r\nThat never ever wore disguise\r\nAnd never ever saw blue skies\r\nWho quickly lived now slowly dies\r\nWho closed unopened otherwise\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell you can lead a horse to water[/tab]\r\nBut you're never gonna make him drink\r\nAnd you can lead a man to slaughter\r\nBut you're never gonna make him think\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\nThe critic rubs his tired arse\r\nScrapes his poor brains, strains and farts\r\nAnd wields a pen that stops and starts\r\nAnd thinks in terms of booze and tarts\r\nAnd sits there playing with his parts\r\nHe says I'm much too crude and far too course\r\nAnd he says this singer's just a farce\r\nHe's got no healing formulas\r\nHe's got no cure-all for our scars\r\nHe's got no bra-strap for our bras\r\nAnd our sagging tits no longer hold a full house of hearts\r\nAnd you know what? I don't think this little song's gonna make the charts\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n\r\n-------------------------------\r\nnot-obvious chords:\r\nC/B - 022010\r\nG/F# - 220033\r\n------------------------------\r","plain_text":"Intro: C C/B Am G G/F# D/D4\n\nVerse:\n\n\nTwelve men wise with swollen thighs\nWho never ever told no lies\nWhose minds were ever such a size\nWhose lives were ever such a prize\nWhose brains bred answers just like flies\nWhose answers stalked their thoughts like spies\nWhose lead ball through the courtroom flies\nTo rip a hole clean between two eyes\nThat never ever wore disguise\nAnd never ever saw blue skies\nWho quickly lived now slowly dies\nWho closed unopened otherwise\n\nChorus:\n\n\nBut you're never gonna make him drink\nAnd you can lead a man to slaughter\nBut you're never gonna make him think\n\nVerse 2:\n\nThe critic rubs his tired arse\nScrapes his poor brains, strains and farts\nAnd wields a pen that stops and starts\nAnd thinks in terms of booze and tarts\nAnd sits there playing with his parts\nHe says I'm much too crude and far too course\nAnd he says this singer's just a farce\nHe's got no healing formulas\nHe's got no cure-all for our scars\nHe's got no bra-strap for our bras\nAnd our sagging tits no longer hold a full house of hearts\nAnd you know what? I don't think this little song's gonna make the charts\n\nChorus\n\n-------------------------------\nnot-obvious chords:\nC/B - 022010\nG/F# - 220033\n------------------------------","chords":["D","E","C","C/B","Am","G","G/F#","D4","Em7","Em","G/F"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"Em7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,0,3,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,3,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}