{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":849199,"song":"Roadkill Christmas","artist":"Jeff Dunham","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11600948-roadkill-christmas-chords-by-jeff-dunham/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/849199?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":13,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Dsus4[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nGot my dog and a 6-pack inside my truck[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMy wife rides in the back because she won't shut up[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI gunned the motor and run over him[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nVenison pretenderized[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nShe loaded him into the back of the truck[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI was driving us home, that's when he done woke up[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMy wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe had fifty pounds over him[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt was no time 'til she had him pinned[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBy the time we got home, he was her pet[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat night, he slept on my side of the bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI had to spend the night out in my truck[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn[/tab]\r\n\r\n*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*\r\n*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA couple days later, I made him a deal[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI covered his antlers with foil and then,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEvery Sunday, he's up on my roof[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI get NASCAR and the NFL, too.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 4]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat dumb deer changed my life[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's a Roadkill Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNext time, I'll run over my wife![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nD A Dsus4\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*\n*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\nD G D","chords":["D","A","Dsus4","G","Bm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dsus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,2,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,3]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}