{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":833866,"song":"The Uss Make Shit Up","artist":"Voltaire","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11598691-the-uss-make-shit-up-chords-by-voltaire/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/833866?type=chord","rating":4.65733,"votes":16,"content":"The USS Make Shit Up\r\nVoltaire\r\nBanned on vulcan\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]D[/ch]----[ch]G[/ch]----[ch]D[/ch]----[ch]A[/ch]----[ch]D[/ch]----[ch]G[/ch]---[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]-[ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\nVerse1 :\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head[/tab]\r\nBust a move, Tog\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHis eyes were full of tears he said \"Captain, can't you see[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nthe ship is gonna blow do something I beseech\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]Chorus: [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd I say,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up[/tab]\r\n\r\nLa da da da da da (trek theme)\r\n\r\nVerse 2: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D\r\n\r\nAnd though he's just a child, and some think him a twit\r\nWesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit\r\nHe's the guy you want with you when you go out in space\r\nNow if only he could beam those pimples off his face\r\n\r\nAnd if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise \r\nAnd the karaoke player just plain old up and dies\r\nSet up a neutrino field inside a can of peas\r\nHold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\nAnd I say\r\nBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish\r\nThats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish\r\nThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us\r\n'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up\r\n\r\n[tab]Verse 3: [ch]D[/ch]----[ch]G[/ch]----[ch]D[/ch]----[ch]A[/ch]----[ch]D[/ch]----[ch]G[/ch]---[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]-[ch]D[/ch]\r\nSisko's on a mission to go no bloody place [/tab]\r\nHe loiters on a space station above Bajoran space\r\nThe wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far\r\nWe'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar\r\n\r\nWhat is with the Klingons, remember in the day \r\nThey looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame\r\nNow they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead \r\nWith leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\nAnd I say\r\nBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish\r\nThats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish\r\nThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us\r\n'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up\r\n\r\n[tab]Verse 4: [ch]D[/ch]----[ch]G[/ch]----[ch]D[/ch]----[ch]A[/ch]----[ch]D[/ch]----[ch]G[/ch]---[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]—[ch]A[/ch]-[ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door[/tab]\r\nWhen suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before\r\nPerhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase\r\n'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it \"Lost in Space\"\r\n\r\nWe were looking for a way to make the ratings soar\r\nSo we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg\r\nNormally you'd think that that would get us into shit\r\nBut this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits\r\n\r\nFinal Chorus:\r\nAnd I say\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch](let ring)                        [ch]G[/ch](let ring)\r\n'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up[/tab]","plain_text":"The USS Make Shit Up\nVoltaire\nBanned on vulcan\n\nIntro: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D\n\nVerse1 :\n\n\n\n\nBust a move, Tog\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nLa da da da da da (trek theme)\n\nVerse 2: D----G----D----A----D----G---A—A—A—A-D\n\nAnd though he's just a child, and some think him a twit\nWesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit\nHe's the guy you want with you when you go out in space\nNow if only he could beam those pimples off his face\n\nAnd if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise \nAnd the karaoke player just plain old up and dies\nSet up a neutrino field inside a can of peas\nHold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee\n\nChorus:\nAnd I say\nBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish\nThats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish\nThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us\n'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up\n\n\nHe loiters on a space station above Bajoran space\nThe wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far\nWe'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar\n\nWhat is with the Klingons, remember in the day \nThey looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame\nNow they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead \nWith leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads\n\nChorus:\nAnd I say\nBounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish\nThats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish\nThe Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us\n'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up\n\n\nWhen suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before\nPerhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase\n'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it \"Lost in Space\"\n\nWe were looking for a way to make the ratings soar\nSo we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg\nNormally you'd think that that would get us into shit\nBut this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits\n\nFinal Chorus:\nAnd I say","chords":["D","G","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}