{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":796181,"song":"Jesus Shaves","artist":"The Roches","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11593407-jesus-shaves-chords-by-the-roches/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/796181?type=chord","rating":4.76094,"votes":5,"content":"----- ----- -----\r\nIt may be noted, however, that the chords written below ARE in the same key \r\nas the recording.  In addition, the chords have been carefully placed above \r\n----- ----- -----\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves, joins corporate America,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGets laid off, grows his beard back[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nStays up late, sees a TV commercial[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAbout being a welder, makes a phone call.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves, goes on an interview,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDoes real well, he's got a way with people[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTwo years on, he's still an apprentice,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut not for long, it's graduation.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves, puts his best suit on,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGets a certificate, makes it official,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow he's a welder, wears a big helmet,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd twice a week now, Jesus shaves.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones who make peace,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones who scrape by,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones living holy lives,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd here's to the rest of us who try.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves on Sunday morning,[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDecides to go fishing after going to church,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's wintertime, so he walks on water,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDigs a hole in the ice, and fishes for perch.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves the scales off the fishes,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHas a few fillets and a couple of brewskies,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThinks about the girl, Magdelena in payroll,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDecides that he's gonna ask her out for dinner.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves for work on Monday,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGoes to the office, gathers his courage,[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe's still not sure just how he's gonna ask her,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWalks over to her desk, sees a picture of her boyfriend.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones who make peace,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones who scrape by,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones living holy lives,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd here's to the rest of us who try.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe says \"Hello, how are you this morning?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe asks if she knows if it'll snow or rain,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe notices him looking at the picture on her desktop,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe says it's her cousin who passed away.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe says \"That's great!\" - she looks at him funny,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe says \"I didn't mean that,\" she says it's okay,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd then she smiles, and they both start laughing,[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat's when he knows it's his lucky day.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus shaves, smiling in the mirror,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMagdelena is saying that they gotta hurry,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey'll be late for work, and the school bus is coming,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut their daughter likes watching as Jesus shaves.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones who make peace,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones who scrape by,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBlessed are the ones living holy lives,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd here's to the rest of us who try.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHere's to the rest of us who try.[/tab]","plain_text":"----- ----- -----\nIt may be noted, however, that the chords written below ARE in the same key \nas the recording.  In addition, the chords have been carefully placed above \n----- ----- -----","chords":["G","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}