{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":793953,"song":"Jeff Howard - The College Song","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11593098-jeff-howard-the-college-song-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/793953?type=chord","rating":0.15077,"votes":0,"content":"The chords used are [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\nI like to put a Capo on the 3rd fret, but it works where ever.\r\n\r\nThe Lyrics...\r\n\r\n\r\nBongs and blunts and beers and beds and\r\nLittle tiny freshmen giving me headsss\r\nUP everyone, you need to quiet down,\r\nIm gonna tell you about your life right now...\r\n\r\nWake up in the morning,\r\nFeelin kinda woozie,\r\nYou might be hungover,\r\nYou mighta been rufied\r\n\r\nRealize your naked, \r\nthat could be a problem,\r\nGet outta bed, \r\nstep on a condom,\r\n\r\nThen it hits you, \r\nyou start to remember,\r\nHad sex last night with your friends little sister...\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\nHey mom, guess what Im learning,\r\nits just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon,\r\nHey dad, aint ya proud,\r\nI can do a kegs stand for two minutes now\r\n\r\nHey little brother, I wasnt lying,\r\nYou can get laid with out even trying.\r\ncollege, has prepared me,\r\nHow to use drugs and committ adultry...\r\n\r\n2nd verse:\r\n\r\nTest at three thirty,\r\ndidnt even study,\r\nyou have no worries,\r\nyoull cheat off your buddy,\r\n\r\nYou cheat off him,\r\nuse him again,\r\nhe thinks yall are friends and you just pretend\r\n\r\nAnother A another day,\r\nYep thats a lie,\r\nYour making all D's but your doing just fine\r\n\r\nCant pay attention,\r\nheres a new invention,\r\nits called aderral and O did i mention\r\n\r\nIts multi-purposed, \r\ni know it sounds crazy,\r\nyou can take it when your high, drunk, horny or lazy...\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\nHey mom, guess what Im learning,\r\nits just 2 dollars for a coke and a bourbon,\r\nhey dad, aint ya proud,\r\ni can do a keg stand for two minutes now\r\n\r\nHey little brother, i wasnt lying,\r\nyou can get laid without even trying\r\nHighschoolers, listen to me,\r\nmy SAT was just an 840...And im here.....\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\nAlways drinkin\r\nnever thinkin,\r\nyour high is risin,\r\nyour grades are sinkin\r\n\r\nLeaving downtown,\r\nyou are shit faced,\r\nyour phone is gone\r\nand your keys are mis placed,\r\n\r\nYou get a girl home,\r\nyour friends wont believe it,\r\nOrgasm for you and she probably wont achieve it,\r\n\r\nShe may get off,\r\nsometimes she wont,\r\nbut if you ask me \r\nim cool with both...\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\nHey mom! Guess what im learning,\r\nits just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon\r\nhey dad, aint ya proud,\r\ni can do a keg stand for two min now\r\n\r\nHey little brother \r\ni wasnt lying\r\nyou can get laid without even trying\r\nNow...Im gonna break it down\r\n\r\n\r\nCiggaretts and cough drops\r\njim beam and soda pops\r\nraman noodles, coffee shops,\r\ntennis shoes with no socks\r\n\r\nKhaki pants, flip flops\r\nmini skirts and tube tops\r\nlemon with tequila shots\r\nand 5 AM is when you stop!\r\n\r\nAnd if you follow this youll do just fine\r\nnow lets bring back the chorus ONE more time\r\n\r\n\r\nHEY MOM! Guess what im learning\r\nits just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon\r\nHEY DAD! Aint ya proud?? I can do a keg stand....\r\n\r\nFor 2 minutes nowwwwwwwwwwwwww.","plain_text":"The chords used are G  D  Em  C\n\nI like to put a Capo on the 3rd fret, but it works where ever.\n\nThe Lyrics...\n\n\nBongs and blunts and beers and beds and\nLittle tiny freshmen giving me headsss\nUP everyone, you need to quiet down,\nIm gonna tell you about your life right now...\n\nWake up in the morning,\nFeelin kinda woozie,\nYou might be hungover,\nYou mighta been rufied\n\nRealize your naked, \nthat could be a problem,\nGet outta bed, \nstep on a condom,\n\nThen it hits you, \nyou start to remember,\nHad sex last night with your friends little sister...\n\nChorus:\nHey mom, guess what Im learning,\nits just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon,\nHey dad, aint ya proud,\nI can do a kegs stand for two minutes now\n\nHey little brother, I wasnt lying,\nYou can get laid with out even trying.\ncollege, has prepared me,\nHow to use drugs and committ adultry...\n\n2nd verse:\n\nTest at three thirty,\ndidnt even study,\nyou have no worries,\nyoull cheat off your buddy,\n\nYou cheat off him,\nuse him again,\nhe thinks yall are friends and you just pretend\n\nAnother A another day,\nYep thats a lie,\nYour making all D's but your doing just fine\n\nCant pay attention,\nheres a new invention,\nits called aderral and O did i mention\n\nIts multi-purposed, \ni know it sounds crazy,\nyou can take it when your high, drunk, horny or lazy...\n\nChorus:\nHey mom, guess what Im learning,\nits just 2 dollars for a coke and a bourbon,\nhey dad, aint ya proud,\ni can do a keg stand for two minutes now\n\nHey little brother, i wasnt lying,\nyou can get laid without even trying\nHighschoolers, listen to me,\nmy SAT was just an 840...And im here.....\n\nVerse 3:\nAlways drinkin\nnever thinkin,\nyour high is risin,\nyour grades are sinkin\n\nLeaving downtown,\nyou are shit faced,\nyour phone is gone\nand your keys are mis placed,\n\nYou get a girl home,\nyour friends wont believe it,\nOrgasm for you and she probably wont achieve it,\n\nShe may get off,\nsometimes she wont,\nbut if you ask me \nim cool with both...\n\nChorus:\n\nHey mom! Guess what im learning,\nits just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon\nhey dad, aint ya proud,\ni can do a keg stand for two min now\n\nHey little brother \ni wasnt lying\nyou can get laid without even trying\nNow...Im gonna break it down\n\n\nCiggaretts and cough drops\njim beam and soda pops\nraman noodles, coffee shops,\ntennis shoes with no socks\n\nKhaki pants, flip flops\nmini skirts and tube tops\nlemon with tequila shots\nand 5 AM is when you stop!\n\nAnd if you follow this youll do just fine\nnow lets bring back the chorus ONE more time\n\n\nHEY MOM! Guess what im learning\nits just two dollars for a coke and a bourbon\nHEY DAD! Aint ya proud?? I can do a keg stand....\n\nFor 2 minutes nowwwwwwwwwwwwww.","chords":["G","D","Em","C","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}