{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":757059,"song":"Mayonnaise And Malaise","artist":"Local H","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11588566-mayonnaise-and-malaise-chords-by-local-h/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/757059?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"that`s the acoustic version played with open chords\r\n\r\n\r\nused chords:   [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Dsus4[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch] \r\n\r\n   \r\n[tab]        ? \r\n--------0--------------------|\r\n--------1--------------------|\r\n--------0--------------------|\r\n--------0--------------------|\r\n--------2--------------------|\r\n--------0--------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                      [ch]Asus4[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch] \r\nWriting what you say and saying it all back to you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]C[/ch]  ?\r\nThe catcher in the rye caught a catch 22[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                     [ch]Asus4[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Dsus4[/ch]  \r\nKeep it at a pace - my life is like a crawl to me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]C[/ch]   ?\r\nCatatonic face - I`m marking time randomly[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                           [ch]A[/ch] ... ends with [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMayonnaise and malaise to go (repeat several times, play the chords above)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]then play this with fast strumming:\r\n-------------------------------------------\r\n-------------------------------------------\r\n-------------------------------------------\r\n--11-11-11-11-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7--7-7-5-7-5---\r\n--0--0--0--0--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0---\r\n--X--X--X--X--X-X-X-X-X-X-X-X--X-X-X-X-X---[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nDull and null and void and all my best instincts stink\r\nThey pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think\r\nCharismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more\r\nI`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door\r\nMayonnaise and malaise to go\r\n\r\n\r\nIt`s really something to be twenty-nothing\r\nI feel my place is so secure\r\nA culture spot that I have got\r\nSo glad to be unsure \r\nwe`ve passed our prime in record time\r\nI never thought we`d fall so low\r\nwe`ve come this far to sell your cars\r\nI want all my unease to go\r\n\r\n\r\nit`s really something, to be twenty-nothing\r\nI feel my place is so secure\r\nA culture spot that I have got\r\nSo glad to be unsure\r\nI`ve come to resent what I represent\r\nI`d like to smack that smile off your face\r\nBut for my angst I must say thanks              :-D\r\nSo good to be put in my place\r\n                                         \r\n\r\nMayonnaise and malaise to go           B-)\r\n\r\n\r\nPunk rock car :-)","plain_text":"that`s the acoustic version played with open chords\n\n\nused chords:   A   Asus4   D   Dsus4   G    C    E \n\n   \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDull and null and void and all my best instincts stink\nThey pay me by the hour and I don`t even have to think\nCharismatic bore and I don`t wanna work no more\nI`m gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door\nMayonnaise and malaise to go\n\n\nIt`s really something to be twenty-nothing\nI feel my place is so secure\nA culture spot that I have got\nSo glad to be unsure \nwe`ve passed our prime in record time\nI never thought we`d fall so low\nwe`ve come this far to sell your cars\nI want all my unease to go\n\n\nit`s really something, to be twenty-nothing\nI feel my place is so secure\nA culture spot that I have got\nSo glad to be unsure\nI`ve come to resent what I represent\nI`d like to smack that smile off your face\nBut for my angst I must say thanks              :-D\nSo good to be put in my place\n                                         \n\nMayonnaise and malaise to go           B-)\n\n\nPunk rock car :-)","chords":["A","Asus4","D","Dsus4","G","C","E","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Asus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,3,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dsus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,2,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,3]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}