{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":748340,"song":"Cold Blooded Christmas","artist":"Jon Lajoie","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11587509-cold-blooded-christmas-chords-by-jon-lajoie/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/748340?type=chord","rating":4.4385,"votes":18,"content":"Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me.\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt was late at night on Christmas eve[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI was dreaming of the soft white snow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI was awoken by a noise near the Christmas tree[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWhat it was I did not know[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt was Santa Clause he was bringing me some gifts[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]             \r\nUnfortunately I did not know that[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]         \r\nSo I quietly snuck up behind him[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I shot him five times in the back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt went Pow pow pow pow pow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe said \"what the fuck ow ow ow\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThen I shot him three more times in the head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPieces of his brain flew out and he was dead[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]                 \r\nThat's when I noticed his blood-soaked beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]                 \r\nAnd his red suit filled with bullet holes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]            \r\nI said \"oh my god I killed santa clause[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'm not going to jail for this asshole\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]           \r\nSo I went to my shed and I got my saw[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]E[/ch]        \r\nAnd I started to choppipty chop chop[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch]                 \r\nI started with his arms then his legs then his head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd then the torso was a really long job[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]            \r\nAnd the blood went spurt spurt spurt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt was really hard work work work[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch] \r\nIt was hard cutting through his spine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]       \r\nI must have vomited sixteen times[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]                       \r\nI burnt all the pieces in my fireplace[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]E[/ch]         \r\nThe smell of burning human flesh filled my nose[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]           \r\nEleven hours later there was nothing left[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]  \r\nAnd that's when I heard my telephone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]                \r\nIt was Auntie Jean looking for Uncle Bob[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]                        \r\nShe said \"He left the house dressed as Santa Clause[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]E[/ch]           \r\nBut he didn't come home last night[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHave you seen him god I hope he's alright\" [/tab]","plain_text":"Alrighty, this is my first tab so go easy on me.","chords":["A","E","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}