{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":746282,"song":"Nicky Patterson - Knock-Off Nigel","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11587246-nicky-patterson-knock-off-nigel-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/746282?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Knock-Off Nigel\r\n(Nicky Patterson 2008)\r\n\r\nCapo IV\r\n\r\nChords [ch]C[/ch], [ch]Em[/ch], [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\r\nV1:\r\nIf a December stuck in Virgin’s\r\nOr the queues in HMV’s\r\nDon’t tickle your fancy\r\nFor those latest DVDs\r\nI know a man whose business\r\nIs to provide those silver discs\r\nWith very little overhead\r\nBut no question of the risks!\r\n\r\nV2:\r\nHe doesn’t do dodgy copies\r\nLike those one’s done from cinema seats\r\nWith those silouhettes going to and fro\r\nAnd the constant rustling of sweets!\r\nNo only deals in retail\r\nOr ‘pure belters’ if they’re any good\r\nHe has no written catalogue\r\nAlthough I really think that he should!\r\n\r\nV3:\r\nHis prices are pretty healthy\r\nSince he prints the covers too\r\nAnd you get all this for £4 each\r\nOr 3 for the price of 2!\r\nAnd his name’s not really Nigel, no\r\nAlthough that’s his true theme tune\r\nBut he certainly deals in knock-offs\r\nHe’s a pirate disc tycoon!\r\n\r\nV4:\r\nSo to avoid the queues this xmas\r\nAnd the high street’s shopping throng\r\nJust send a wee text to Nigel\r\nAnd you surely won’t go wrong!\r\nHe’s got the new James Bond\r\nAnd High School Musical 7\r\nAnd as long as you don’t mind the Chinese dubs\r\nYou’ll be in home-cinema heaven!","plain_text":"Knock-Off Nigel\n(Nicky Patterson 2008)\n\nCapo IV\n\nChords C, Em, Am\n\nV1:\nIf a December stuck in Virgin’s\nOr the queues in HMV’s\nDon’t tickle your fancy\nFor those latest DVDs\nI know a man whose business\nIs to provide those silver discs\nWith very little overhead\nBut no question of the risks!\n\nV2:\nHe doesn’t do dodgy copies\nLike those one’s done from cinema seats\nWith those silouhettes going to and fro\nAnd the constant rustling of sweets!\nNo only deals in retail\nOr ‘pure belters’ if they’re any good\nHe has no written catalogue\nAlthough I really think that he should!\n\nV3:\nHis prices are pretty healthy\nSince he prints the covers too\nAnd you get all this for £4 each\nOr 3 for the price of 2!\nAnd his name’s not really Nigel, no\nAlthough that’s his true theme tune\nBut he certainly deals in knock-offs\nHe’s a pirate disc tycoon!\n\nV4:\nSo to avoid the queues this xmas\nAnd the high street’s shopping throng\nJust send a wee text to Nigel\nAnd you surely won’t go wrong!\nHe’s got the new James Bond\nAnd High School Musical 7\nAnd as long as you don’t mind the Chinese dubs\nYou’ll be in home-cinema heaven!","chords":["C","Em","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]}}}