{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":743935,"song":"Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11586923-almighty-malachi-professional-bowling-god-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/743935?type=chord","rating":4.07555,"votes":7,"content":"                              B o w l i n g   G o d\r\n                          ( R A D I O   V E R S I O N )\r\n                            S T E P H E N   L Y N C H\r\n\r\n\r\n   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\r\n[tab]   +---------------------------------------------------------------+[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nStandard E Tuning, Capo 1st Fret [All chords relative to Capo]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n    [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Gmaj9[/ch]\r\ne]--0----0----2----0----3----3--|\r\nB]--2----1----3----0----0----0--|\r\nG]--2----0----2----1----0----0--|\r\nD]--2----2----0----2----0----0--|\r\nA]--0----3---------2----2----0--|\r\nE]-----------------0----3----2--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTRO:\r\n  [ch]B[/ch] - [ch]G[/ch] (x4)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Yooouuuu watch me on your T.V.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Saaaying that my job is easy[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Saaaying I am not athletic[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Gmaj9[/ch]\r\n  Yooouuuu think my sport's pathetic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                                             [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  But you can't judge me 'till you walked a mile in my bowling shoes[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTERLUDE:\r\n  [ch]B[/ch] - [ch]G[/ch] (x3)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Sooooooo I don't get all the ladies[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Aaaannnd my clothes are from the '80s[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Gmaj9[/ch]\r\n  I'mmmmmm known throughout the vallies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] \r\n  As the prophet of the alleys[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  And as I roll the ball I cry, \"Let me bowl or let me die!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  The smell of resin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye![/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling... God[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTERLUDE:\r\n  [ch]B[/ch] - [ch]G[/ch] (x3)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Goooooot a ball that's smooth and all black[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I keeeeeep it in my lucky ball-sack[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Gmaj9[/ch]\r\n  I geeeeeet a feeling in my soul[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] \r\n  As I finger every hole...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  And as I roll the ball I cry, \"Let me bowl or let me die!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  The smell of resin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye![/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Not a single man will try to beat Almighty Malachi[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  All who challenge me are slain - \"Come on, fuckers, pick a lane!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Marshall Holman, Gary Dickens; get in line for your ass kickins'[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  John Petraglia, Norm Duke; you're so lame it makes me puke[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Who among the pro-bowl sector dares to don his wrist protector?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Not that pussy, Nelson Burton; tells me that his wrist is hurtin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  \"Hey, Mark Roth and Earl 'The Pearl', are you scared to give the ball a hurl?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]B[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  How about 'Dicky' Weber and his son, Pete? I'll turn the motherfuckers to cream of wheat![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  And as I roll the ball I cry, \"Let me bowl or let me die!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling God[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  The smell of resin gets my high, kiss those fucking pins goodbye![/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  I'm Almighty Malachi, the Bowling, the Bowling...[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  The Bowling Gooooooooooooooood! Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah! The Bowling... God[/tab]\r","plain_text":"B o w l i n g   G o d\n                          ( R A D I O   V E R S I O N )\n                            S T E P H E N   L Y N C H\n\n\n   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\n\n\n\nStandard E Tuning, Capo 1st Fret [All chords relative to Capo]\n\n\n\n\n\n INTRO:\n  B - G (x4)\n\n\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n INTERLUDE:\n  B - G (x3)\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n INTERLUDE:\n  B - G (x3)\n\n\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:","chords":["B","G","A","D","E","C","Gmaj9"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}