{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":738271,"song":"Dirty Sanchez","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11586101-dirty-sanchez-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/738271?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"                             D i r t y   S a n c h e z\r\n\r\n\r\n   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\r\n[tab]   +---------------------------------------------------------------+[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nStandard E Tuning\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n    [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Dm[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]E7[/ch]  [ch]Em7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|\r\nB]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|\r\nG]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|\r\nD]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|\r\nA]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|\r\nE]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTRO:\r\n[ch]Am[/ch] - [ch]Dm[/ch], [ch]Dm[/ch] - [ch]E[/ch], [ch]E[/ch] - [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n[ch]Am[/ch] - [ch]Dm[/ch], [ch]Dm[/ch] - [ch]E[/ch], [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]                                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSo I approached and asked her for a little dance[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                                     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nShe turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd I knew I had to get into her... pants[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI suggested to mi casa we must go[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nHer body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd that’s when our love had begun to grow[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                                 [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWas a-ready for this girl to meet her doom[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                               [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThe candles set the mood, \"I hope you do not think I’m rude\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAs I gently show the way to papás room...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOhhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em7[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]F[/ch]\r\n\"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\nOhhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]   \r\nOhhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em7[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYour life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]     N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nOhhh.. [inhale][/tab]\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\n(\"That's fucking disgusting\")[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nAs The Dirty Sanchez...![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 4:\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI found an actress; she was needy as can be[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                                   [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSo I put on all my charm, \"Don’t want to cause you no alarm\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 5:\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                               [ch]Dm[/ch]             N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nI could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]                                  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOhhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em7[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYour life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]     N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nOhhh.. [inhale] [/tab]\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\n\"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nAs The Dirty Sanchez...![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 6:\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                                     [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nMy God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd then I found my perfect little match[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]                             [ch]Dm[/ch] \r\nShe had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut first she had a certain itch to scratch...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 7:\r\n[tab]              [ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nShe said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]                              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n\"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]     N/[ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 8:\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]                         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n\"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nShe pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd slathered up my tight virgin canal...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nShe dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez![/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIt hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOoo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...! [/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nUntil the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]                              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThat aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAh, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em7[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOhhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em7[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\na Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOhhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez[/tab]\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Dm[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIn the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n OUTRO:\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nDirty Sanchez![/tab]\r","plain_text":"D i r t y   S a n c h e z\n\n\n   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\n\n\n\nStandard E Tuning\n\n\n\n\n\n INTRO:\nAm - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am\nAm - Dm, Dm - E, Am\n\n\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 4:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 5:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 6:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 7:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 8:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n OUTRO:","chords":["D","E","A","Am","C","Dm","E7","Em7","F","G","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"Em7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,0,3,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,3,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}