{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":737950,"song":"Riley Friesen - Functions","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11586037-riley-friesen-functions-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/737950?type=chord","rating":0.02743,"votes":0,"content":"Functions By: Riley Friesen\r\nVerse 1:\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]\t      [ch]C[/ch]\t             [ch]D[/ch]\t\t     \r\nMade Myself a sandwich this morning[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI ate it[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\t         [ch]C[/ch]\t       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI chewed it and stimulated my salivary[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGlands[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\t             [ch]C[/ch]\t               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMy Taste buds were functioning and it wasn’t good[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI hated it[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\t          [ch]C[/ch]\t         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAt least I could swallow it, it went down my[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEsophagus[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\t       [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThese are the functions of your digestive tract[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]\t     [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou may not like it but you can’t escape the fact[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\t         [ch]C[/ch]\t     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt landed in my stomach it sloshed around in the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\t      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHydrochloric acid[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\t               [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nit squeezed through a valve to the smaller[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nintestinal cavity[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\t        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nit was broken down and absorbed by the little things[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCalled Villi[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\t     [ch]C[/ch]\t               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMan what you can’t learn from watching some[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBill Nye™[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 3\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\t [ch]C[/ch]\t\t       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThe stuff that wasn’t absorbed by the villi goes to the[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLarge Intestine[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\t      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThere it festers for up to[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\t     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTwenty-Four Hours[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]\t       [ch]C[/ch]\t     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAfter that it gets a little bit more[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAwkward [/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\t\t       [ch]C[/ch]\t       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSome stuff happens and hopefully some more happens that[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\t      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI’m not gonna mention[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n\r\nBridge:\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\t        [ch]G[/ch]\t\t     [ch]Em[/ch]\t         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHopefully  You learned something by watching my show[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\t      [ch]G[/ch]\t\t            [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow if you’d please excuse me I’ve really got to go[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n\r\n\r\nI don't own Bill Nye™  I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!","plain_text":"Functions By: Riley Friesen\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\nVerse 3\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\nBridge:\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\nI don't own Bill Nye™  I am not Bill Nye™, i don't endorse Bill Nye™ so DON'T SUE ME!","chords":["Em","C","D","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}