{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":682858,"song":"Waiting","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11580639-waiting-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/682858?type=chord","rating":4.94983,"votes":9,"content":"                            S T E P H E N   L Y N C H\r\n\r\n\r\n   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\r\n[tab]   +---------------------------------------------------------------+[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nStandard E Tuning\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n     [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch]  [ch]B7[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ne]---0----0----0---------0----0----2----0----0---|\r\nB]---2----1----3----0----1----0----3----0----0---|\r\nG]---2----2----2----2----0----0----2----1----0---|\r\nD]---2----2----2----1----2----2----0----2----2---|\r\nA]---0----0----0----2----3----3---------2----2---|\r\nE]------------------0---------3---------0----0---|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                             [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nIt’s out of my hands and all I can do it wait[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt’s the not knowing that has put me in this state[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThe minutes feel like hours, the tension is too great[/tab]\r\n\r\nI’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate...\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my AIDS test to come back[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                                      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI shouldn’t have fucked that prostitute without a prophylactic[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my AIDS test to come back[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nRegret is dripping from me like my semen down her crack[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd now I wait…[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                                               [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nMy nerves, they have been frayed; my pants, they have been shat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI know the nurse will say, “It’s time to have a chat”[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAt least I’ll never worry about getting... fat[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      (stop)  N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nI should think positive – no, wait, I didn’t say that![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my AIDS test to come back[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI never should have blown the tranny in my Cadillac[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my AIDS test to come back[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                  [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI just had to taste that sweet, forbidden nectar from his sack[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd now I wait…[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                      [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nIs it over, will my jersey be retired?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWill my name stitched upon a quilt be required?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                [ch]B7[/ch] (stop)\r\nDid I make a difference, was my life inspired?[/tab]\r\n[tab]N/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nWill Denzel Washington defend me when I’m fired?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my AIDS test to come back[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nEating assholes shouldn’t be an aphrodisiac[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my AIDS test to come back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nIf I’m clean I swear to God I will stop shooting smack... probably[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTERLUDE:\r\n[ch]Em[/ch] - [ch]A[/ch] - [ch]Asus4[/ch] - [ch]A[/ch] (x2)\r\n\r\n\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBoys and girls, don't be nieve - take it from your Uncle Steve[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAIDS cares not whom it affects; caught from unprotected sex[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]Asus4[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSharing needles, blood or spit, or piss or semen, even shit[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFrom handshakes, sneezes, toilet seats[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFrom monkey bites and uncooked meats[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFrom dirty coins and dreadlocked hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFrom certain children in daycare[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nFrom drinking water, breathing air[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI tell you, AIDS is everywhere (!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n PRE-OUTRO:\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh God, I can't take anymore![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI think I'll run right out that door![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut wait, the nurse comes straight away![/tab]\r\n C  (single strum)  D  (single strum) \r\nTell me, what does my test say...?\r\n\r\n\r\n OUTRO:\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI’m okay![/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI’m okay![/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI’m okay![/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt’s just chlamydia...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××","plain_text":"S T E P H E N   L Y N C H\n\n\n   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\n\n\n\nStandard E Tuning\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\nI’ve done my part so now it’s in the hands of fate...\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n INTERLUDE:\nEm - A - Asus4 - A (x2)\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n PRE-OUTRO:\n\n\n\n C  (single strum)  D  (single strum) \nTell me, what does my test say...?\n\n\n OUTRO:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××","chords":["E","C","A","Am","Asus4","B7","Cmaj7","D","Em","B","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Asus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,3,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,0,0],"frets":[-1,3,2,0,0,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]}}}