{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":674447,"song":"Medical Love Song","artist":"Monty Python","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11579732-medical-love-song-chords-by-monty-python/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/674447?type=chord","rating":4.75449,"votes":18,"content":"-----------------------................\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n\r\n[ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]A7[/ch]\r\nInflam-mation of the foreskin, re-minds me of your smile.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nI've had Ballanital Chancroids, for quite a little while.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]G#dim[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E7[/ch]                             [ch]A7[/ch]                [ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\nI ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n(Faster):\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nMy penile warts, your herpes, my syphilitic sores,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A7[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYour Moenelial Infection; how I miss you, more and more.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G#dim[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nYour dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely Gonorrho-ea;[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E7[/ch]                                [ch]A7[/ch]                [ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\nAt least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOur syphilic kisses, sealed the secret of our tryst.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A7[/ch]                               [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou gave me Scrotal Pustules, with a quick flick of your wrist.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]G#dim[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nYour Trichovagi-nitis sent shivers down my spine;[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E7[/ch]                                 [ch]A[/ch] (n.C)               [ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\nI got snail tracks in my anus, when your Spirochaetes met mine.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus 1:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]B7[/ch]    [ch]E7[/ch]    [ch]A7[/ch]\r\n Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve-itis.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 4:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\n My clapped-out genitalia, is not so bad for me,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A7[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAs the com-plete and utter failure, every time I try to pee.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]G#dim[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nMy doctor says my blue balls, are the worst he's ever seen.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E7[/ch]                               [ch]A7[/ch]                [ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\nMy scrotum's painted orange, and my balls are turning green.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 5:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n My heart is very tender, though my parts are awful raw.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A7[/ch]                                [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nYou might have been infected, but you never were a bore.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]G#dim[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI'm dying of your love, my love; I'm your Spirochaetal clown.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E7[/ch]                                 [ch]A7[/ch]                           [ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\nI've left my body to science, but I'm a-fraid they've turned it down.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus 2:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n Gonoccalurethritis, Streptocalbalinitis.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]B7[/ch]    [ch]E7[/ch]    [ch]A7[/ch]\r\n Meningo Myelitis; Diplococcal Cepha-litis.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]E7[/ch]\r\n Epididymitis, Interstitial Keratitis.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Gm[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Syphilitic Choroiditis and Anterior U-ve... itis.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nCHORD DIAGRAMS:\r\n---------------\r\n\r\n  [ch]Aaug[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]A7[/ch]      [ch]D7[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]G#dim[/ch]     [ch]B7[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]      [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\n\r\n EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE\r\n x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212  320003  xx3434  x21202  020100  355333\r","plain_text":"-----------------------................\n\n\nIntro:\n\nAaug\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n(Faster):\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 4:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 5:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORD DIAGRAMS:\n---------------\n\n  Aaug     D       A7      D7      G     G#dim     B7      E7      Gm\n\n EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE\n x03221  xx0232  x02223  xx0212  320003  xx3434  x21202  020100  355333","chords":["Aaug","D","A7","D7","G","G#dim","B7","E7","A","C","Gm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}