{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":665251,"song":"The Beer","artist":"Kimya Dawson","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11578694-the-beer-chords-by-kimya-dawson/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/665251?type=chord","rating":4.67095,"votes":204,"content":"Capo 2\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] x4\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] \r\nthe beer i had for breakfast was a bottle of mad dog[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] \r\nand my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] \r\nyou said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] \r\ni said don't you mean pediddle? and i lit his house on fire[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse] \r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhe came home on acid i was holding his shotgun[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni was dressed like tina turner in beyond thunder dome[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhe said don't shoot, i said i won't i love you you're my friend[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni handed him my wig and shot myself in the head[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nthen i stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni got in my mazda and i drove to the mall[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni got a big johnson shirt and some silicone tits[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwhen i pulled out the tissues they were covered with shit[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand the beer i had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni ate every single one without noticing the mold[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nyou said you're gross my darling, i said no i'm rock and roll[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\neven though i'd never ever been in a band[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand the christians gave me comic books as if i would be scared[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nof burning in hell well i was already there[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand the beer i had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] \r\nand the beer i had for lunch was a bottle of night train[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] \r\nand the beer i had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwe had to sit down on skateboards jut to make it down the hill[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nthen i peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwhen i got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nyou said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand the beer i had had for breakfast was a pint of jim beam[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm sunny d[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand you said bottoms up just as i bottomed out[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni tried to scream fuck you but blood was pouring out my mouth[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nevan dando never planned on telling you the truth[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand your leonardo i.d. card is your fountain of youth[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nyou can be a teenager for your whole fucking life[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\njust find some pretty sucker and make that bitch your wife[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\ni guess by now you all know my friend danny broke his neck[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhe was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nfirst i cried for him and then i cried for me[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhaunted by the ghost of the girl i used to be[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nbut the rocks with holes are warm in my hands[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand i buried my toes in the hot hot sand[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand the silver pink pony kisses me and says[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nyou've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[ch]Em[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] x4\r\n[ch]Em[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]","plain_text":"Capo 2\n\n[Intro]\nEm G D Em x4\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse] \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\nEm G D Em x4\nEm D Em D Em D 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