{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":653963,"song":"Homo Christmas","artist":"Pansy Division","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11577614-homo-christmas-chords-by-pansy-division/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/653963?type=chord","rating":4.59423,"votes":6,"content":"Homo Christmas – Pansy Division\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] (x4)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                \r\nYou'll probably get sweaters[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nUnderwear and socks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]                          \r\nBut what you'd really like for Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs a nice hard cock[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou deserve a cute boy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWho's horny and queer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo make the most out of Christmas cheer[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wanna be your Christmas present[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wanna be your Christmas queer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI wanna be your Christmas present[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHave a homo Christmas this year[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\nDon't be miserable\r\nLike Morrissey\r\nLet me do you\r\nUnderneath the Christmas tree\r\nWe'll push the packages\r\nOut of the way\r\nAnd after you've unwrapped me\r\nNaked on the floor we'll play\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\nYour family\r\nWon't give you encouragement\r\nBut let me give you\r\nSexual nourishment\r\nLicking nipples\r\nLicking nuts\r\nPutting candy canes\r\nUp each other's butts\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus] x2","plain_text":"Homo Christmas – Pansy Division\n\n[Intro]\nG C Am D (x4)\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\nDon't be miserable\nLike Morrissey\nLet me do you\nUnderneath the Christmas tree\nWe'll push the packages\nOut of the way\nAnd after you've unwrapped me\nNaked on the floor we'll play\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n[Verse 3]\nYour family\nWon't give you encouragement\nBut let me give you\nSexual nourishment\nLicking nipples\nLicking nuts\nPutting candy canes\nUp each other's butts\n\n\n[Chorus] x2","chords":["G","C","Am","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}