{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":652694,"song":"Carrot Juice Is Murder","artist":"The Arrogant Worms","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11577449-carrot-juice-is-murder-chords-by-the-arrogant-worms/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/652694?type=chord","rating":4.74575,"votes":36,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nListen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nVegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSalads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDon't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwatching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nGrated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nhow do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCarrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\ngreenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nlet's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwatching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nGrated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nhow do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCarrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\ngreenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nlet's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHow low as people do we dare to stoop[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMaking young broccolis bleed in the soup[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nUntie your beans, uncage your tomatoes[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLet potted plants free, don't mash that potato![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwatching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nGrated and steamed with no mercy, (you fat gourmet slob)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nhow do you think that feels? (leave them out in the fields)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCarrot juice constitutes murder, (V8's genocide)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\ngreenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt's time to stop all this gardening, (take up macrame)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nlet's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Spoken)\r\nPower to the peas! Give peas a chance!\r\n\r\n(Sung to the tune of Give Peace a Chance)\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll we are saying is give peas a chance[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nD\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-chorus]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-chorus]\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Spoken)\nPower to the peas! Give peas a chance!\n\n(Sung to the tune of Give Peace a Chance)","chords":["D","G","Em","C","Am","D7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}