{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":640558,"song":"Obsd - Pond-Erosa Puff","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11576147-obsd-pond-erosa-puff-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/640558?type=chord","rating":0.00267,"votes":0,"content":"[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell he rode from the ocean far upstream[/tab]\r\nNuthin' to his name but a code and a dream\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nLookin' for the legendary inland sea[/tab]\r\nWhere the water was deep n' clean n' free\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut the town he found had suffered a blow[/tab]\r\nFish were dying, cause the water was low\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFat cat fish name o' Diamond Dawes[/tab]\r\nPlugged the stream with copyright laws [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n--\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHe said my water's good n' my water's free[/tab]\r\nSo Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThen he bottled it up and he labeled it \"Mine\"[/tab]\r\nThey opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo Puff made a brand and he tanned his hide[/tab]\r\nSaid. \"this is the mark of too much pride\"\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nTied him to a horse, set the tail on fire[/tab]\r\nSlapped er on the ass and the water went higher!  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\nCHORUS\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nPond-erosa Puff[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwouldn't take no guff[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWater oughta be clean and free[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo he fought the fight[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand he set things right[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWith his OpenBSD[/tab]\r\n\r\n--\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell things were good fer a spell in town[/tab]\r\nBut then one day, dang water turned brown\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nComin' to the rescue, Mayor Reed[/tab]\r\nHe said, \"This here filter's all ya'll need\"\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut it didn't take long 'fore the filter plugged[/tab]\r\nFull of mud, n' crud, n' bugs\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFolks said \"gotta be a gooder way\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]Mayor said \"Hell No! She's O.K.\"  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n--[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\"The water's fine on the Open range\"[/tab]\r\nAnd he passed a law that it couldn't change.\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"No freeze, no boil, no frolicking young\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPuff took him aside, said \"this is wrong\"[/tab]\r\nThen he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!\r\nSo he took him down in a cloud of blood\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSaid \"The Mayor's learnd, he's done been mean\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]So they did it right and the water went clean! [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n--[/tab]\r\nCHORUS\r\n\r\n--\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo once agin' it was right, but then[/tab]\r\nThe lake went dry, she was gone again!\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFish started flippin' and floppin' about[/tab]\r\nYellin' \"Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!\"\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo he rolled up-gulch till he hit the lake[/tab]\r\nOf Apache fish, they was on the take\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey'd built a dam that was made of rules[/tab]\r\nNow Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n--\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI'm sick and tired of these goldarn words![/tab]\r\nn' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're full o' beans n' killin' my town[/tab]\r\nand if you's all don't shut er down\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI'll hang a lickin' on every one[/tab]\r\nof you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo he blew the dam, an' he let 'er haul[/tab]\r\nCause water oughta be free for all!\r\n\r\n--\r\nCHORUS \r\n\r\n--\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThat's right! I'll hang a lickin' on ya! Never piss on another man's boot![/tab]","plain_text":"Nuthin' to his name but a code and a dream\n\nWhere the water was deep n' clean n' free\n\nFish were dying, cause the water was low\n\nPlugged the stream with copyright laws Em\n\n--\n\nSo Pond-erosa, you gonna thank me!\n\nThey opened n' poured, but they ran outta time!\n\nSaid. \"this is the mark of too much pride\"\n\nSlapped er on the ass and the water went higher!  Em\n\nCHORUS\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n--\n\nBut then one day, dang water turned brown\n\nHe said, \"This here filter's all ya'll need\"\n\nFull of mud, n' crud, n' bugs\n\n\n\nAnd he passed a law that it couldn't change.\n\n\nThen he found the Mayor was addin' the crud!\nSo he took him down in a cloud of blood\n\n\nCHORUS\n\n--\n\nThe lake went dry, she was gone again!\n\nYellin' \"Mercy Puff! It's a doggone drought!\"\n\nOf Apache fish, they was on the take\n\nNow Puff was pissed and he lost his cool!  Em\n\n--\n\nn' laws n' bureaucratic nerds!\n\nand if you's all don't shut er down\n\nof you sons o' bitchin' greedy scum!\n\nCause water oughta be free for all!\n\n--\nCHORUS \n\n--","chords":["Em","G","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}