{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":631274,"song":"Tiger Woods","artist":"Dan Bern","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11575009-tiger-woods-chords-by-dan-bern/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/631274?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Tiger Woods\r\nDan Bern\r\n\r\n\r\nstandard tuning, capo 2nd fret\r\n\r\nchords:\r\n\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]: 022000\r\n[ch]D[/ch]:  000232\r\n[ch]G[/ch]:  320033\r\n[ch]G/C[/ch]:332010\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch].... [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]... [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]...\r\n\r\nI got big balls\r\nBig ole balls\r\nBig as grapefruits\r\nBig as pumpkins\r\nYes sir, yes sir\r\nAnd on my really good days\r\nThey swell to the size of small dogs\r\nMy balls are as big as small dogs\r\n\r\nWell, it ain't braggin' if it's true\r\nYes sir, yes sir\r\nIt ain't braggin' if it's true\r\n\r\nMohammed Ali said that\r\nBack when he was a young man\r\nBack when he was Casius Clay\r\nBefore he fought too many fights\r\nAnd left his brain inside the ring\r\n\r\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods\r\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods\r\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods\r\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods\r\n\r\nI got a friend whose goal in life\r\nWas to one day go down on Madonna\r\nThat's all he wanted\r\nThat was all\r\nTo one day go down on Madonna\r\n\r\nAnd when my friend was thirty-four\r\nHe got his wish in Rome one night\r\nHe got to go down on Madonna\r\nIn Rome one night in some hotel\r\nAnd ever since he's been depressed\r\n'Cause life is shit from here on in\r\nAnd all our friends just shake their heads\r\nAnd say, \"Too soon, too soon, too soon,\r\nHe went down on Madonna too soon\r\nToo young, too young, too soon, too soon\"\r\n\r\nAnd it ain't braggin' if it's true\r\nYes sir, yes sir\r\nIt ain't braggin' if it's true\r\n\r\nMohammed Ali said that\r\nBack when he was Casius Clay\r\nBefore he fought too many fights\r\nAnd left his brain inside the ring\r\n\r\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods \r\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods \r\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods \r\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods \r\n\r\nIf certain girls don't look at you\r\nIt means that they like you a lot\r\nIf other girls don't look at you\r\nIt just means they're ignoring you\r\n\r\nHow can you know, how can you know?\r\nWhich is which, who's doing what?\r\nI guess that you can ask 'em\r\nWhich one are you baby?\r\nDo you like me or are you ignoring me?\r\nDo you like me or are you ignoring me?\r\nDo you like me or are you ignoring me?\r\n\r\nAnd all you need to do that\r\nIs one good pair of big balls\r\nBalls as big as grapefruits\r\nBalls as big as pumpkins\r\nBalls as big as mine\r\n\r\nBut even though my balls are big\r\nSometimes i wish they were bigger\r\nEven bigger\r\nBig as the wheels on tractors\r\nBig as the golden arches\r\nBig as the Golden Gate Bridge\r\nBig as the state of Kansas\r\nBig as Mars and Jupiter\r\nBig as the swing of Tiger Woods\r\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods\r\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods","plain_text":"Tiger Woods\nDan Bern\n\n\nstandard tuning, capo 2nd fret\n\nchords:\n\nEm: 022000\nD:  000232\nG:  320033\nG/C:332010\n\nIntro: Em Em.... D Em... D Em...\n\nI got big balls\nBig ole balls\nBig as grapefruits\nBig as pumpkins\nYes sir, yes sir\nAnd on my really good days\nThey swell to the size of small dogs\nMy balls are as big as small dogs\n\nWell, it ain't braggin' if it's true\nYes sir, yes sir\nIt ain't braggin' if it's true\n\nMohammed Ali said that\nBack when he was a young man\nBack when he was Casius Clay\nBefore he fought too many fights\nAnd left his brain inside the ring\n\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods\n\nI got a friend whose goal in life\nWas to one day go down on Madonna\nThat's all he wanted\nThat was all\nTo one day go down on Madonna\n\nAnd when my friend was thirty-four\nHe got his wish in Rome one night\nHe got to go down on Madonna\nIn Rome one night in some hotel\nAnd ever since he's been depressed\n'Cause life is shit from here on in\nAnd all our friends just shake their heads\nAnd say, \"Too soon, too soon, too soon,\nHe went down on Madonna too soon\nToo young, too young, too soon, too soon\"\n\nAnd it ain't braggin' if it's true\nYes sir, yes sir\nIt ain't braggin' if it's true\n\nMohammed Ali said that\nBack when he was Casius Clay\nBefore he fought too many fights\nAnd left his brain inside the ring\n\nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods \nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods \nSometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods \nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods \n\nIf certain girls don't look at you\nIt means that they like you a lot\nIf other girls don't look at you\nIt just means they're ignoring you\n\nHow can you know, how can you know?\nWhich is which, who's doing what?\nI guess that you can ask 'em\nWhich one are you baby?\nDo you like me or are you ignoring me?\nDo you like me or are you ignoring me?\nDo you like me or are you ignoring me?\n\nAnd all you need to do that\nIs one good pair of big balls\nBalls as big as grapefruits\nBalls as big as pumpkins\nBalls as big as mine\n\nBut even though my balls are big\nSometimes i wish they were bigger\nEven bigger\nBig as the wheels on tractors\nBig as the golden arches\nBig as the Golden Gate Bridge\nBig as the state of Kansas\nBig as Mars and Jupiter\nBig as the swing of Tiger Woods\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods\nTiger Woods, Tiger Woods","chords":["Em","D","G","G/C"],"chord_diagrams":{"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}