{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":620880,"song":"Jingle Bombs","artist":"Jeff Dunham","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11574089-jingle-bombs-chords-by-jeff-dunham/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/620880?type=chord","rating":4.30167,"votes":16,"content":"Standard tuning\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nRushing through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D7[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nThat's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH![/tab]\r\n\r\nCHORUS\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nJingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]A7[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWhere are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nJingle bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI used to be a man, but every time I cough[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThanks to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy bombing days are done, I need to find some work[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nPerhaps it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nJingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D7[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nDon't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you![/tab]\r","plain_text":"Standard tuning\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCHORUS","chords":["G","C","Am","D7","A","B","A7","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}