{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":616454,"song":"Brown Shoes Dont Make It","artist":"Frank Zappa","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11573720-brown-shoes-dont-make-it-chords-by-frank-zappa/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/616454?type=chord","rating":4.447,"votes":3,"content":"\t\t\tBrown Shoes Don't Make It\r\n\t\t      As played on Absolutely Free\r\n\t\t\t     By Frank Zappa\r\n\t\t\t  Chart by Paul Wilson\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIn the first Verse the chords change on the 2 and the 4.\r\n\r\nTime 4/4 untill I say it changes\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n       [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#m7[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBrown shoes   don't make it[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#m7[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBrown shoes   don't make it[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m7[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]F#m7[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nQuit school, why fake it[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]F#m7[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch] \r\nBrown shoes  don't make it[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    \r\nTV dinner by the pool[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nWatch your brother grow a beard[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nGot another year of school[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nYou're OK, he's too weird[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBe a plumber He's a bummer[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe's a bummer every summer[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nBe a loy-al  plas-tic ro-bot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]F#m[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nFor a world that does-n't care[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nSmile at every ugly[/tab]\r\n\r\nShine on your shoes and cut your hair\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n       [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F#m7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m7[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]F#m7[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   \r\nBe a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m7[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]F#m7[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   \r\nBe a jerk and go to work Be a jerk and go to work[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m7[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]          \r\nDo your job, and do it right[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F#m7[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]   \r\nLife's a ball! (TV tonight!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m7[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]   \r\nDo you love it, do you hate it?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F#m7[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]F#m7[/ch]\r\nThere it is, the way you made it (WOOOooow)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nA world of secret hungers,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nPerverting the men who make your laws[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]               [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nEvery desire is hidden away,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch] [ch]Cb[/ch] Fm7add5 [ch]Db6/9[/ch] [ch]Gbmaj7[/ch] Fm7add5\r\nIn a  drawer, in    a      desk,[/tab]\r\n[tab]Cbmaj7 [ch]Dbmaj7[/ch] [ch]Eb[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Gbmaj7[/ch] [ch]Eb[/ch]    [ch]Gb[/ch]\r\nBy     a      Nau-ga-hyde  chair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn a rug where they walk and drool[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nPast the girls in the office[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nThe 12 piece string ensemble plays here, I couldn't make out any chords and the\r\nFrank Zappa Songbook has none for this part either.\r\n\r\n[back to 4/4 time sig]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]\r\n(throte clearing sounds)[/tab]\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou see in the back, of the cynical mind[/tab]\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe dream of a girl about thirteen[/tab]\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]\r\nOff with her clothes and into a bed,[/tab]\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhere she tickles his fancy all night long[/tab]\r\n\r\n                                    (all 8ths)\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHis wife's attending an orchid show[/tab]\r\n                      (can do the above but a screaming sound is played here)   \r\nShe squealed for a week to get him to go\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut back in the bed his teenage Queen[/tab]\r\n\r\nIs rocking and rolling and acting obscene\r\n\r\nBaby! Baby!\r\n\r\nBaby! Baby!\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Dm[/ch]     \r\nAnd he loves it! He loves it! It curls up his toes![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nShe bites his fat neck, And it lights up his nose, But[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nHe cannot be fooled, Old City Hall Fred,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Bb[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D9[/ch]         [ch]E9[/ch]\r\nShe's nasty, she's nasty, She digs it in bed![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Cmaj7[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]/[ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]Dm7[/ch]         [ch]Eb/Bb[/ch]\r\nDo it a-gain, and do it some more![/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]       [ch]Em6[/ch](sus [ch]Eb[/ch]) [ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nThat does it, by golly,      it's nasty for sure![/tab]\r\n\r\nNasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!\r\n\r\nOnly thirteen, and she knows how to nasty\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]  \r\nShe's a dirty young mind.   Cor-rupt-ed, cor-rod-ed[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell she's thir-teen to-day,   And I hear she gets load-ed[/tab]\r\n\r\n(This part is random keyboard and guitar sounds)\r\n\r\n\r\nIf she were my daughter I'd\r\n\r\nWhat would you do, Daddy?\r\n\r\nIf she were my daughter I'd\r\n\r\nWhat would you do, Daddy?\r\n\r\nIf she were my daughter I'd\r\n\r\nWhat would you do, Daddy?\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch] \r\nSmother my daughter in chocolate syrup,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C7[/ch]        [ch]F7[/ch]        [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]Dbdim[/ch] [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nAnd strap her on again,    Oh  ba-by![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Ab7[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nSmother that girl in   chocolate syrup,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C7[/ch]                 [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nAnd strap her on again![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bb[/ch]                    [ch]Bb7[/ch]\r\nShe's a Teenage Baby, and she turns me on,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Eb[/ch] \r\nI'd like to make Her do a nasty[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Gb7[/ch]\r\nOn the White House Lawn![/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bb[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch]  \r\nGoing to smother that daugh-ter in chocolate syrup,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]                  [ch]F7[/ch]        [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd boogie till the cows come home![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nN.C\r\nTime to go home, Madge is on the phone\r\nN.C\r\nGotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys\r\nN.C\r\nTV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Bb[/ch]      [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nLife is such a  ball [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gb[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am9[/ch]\r\nI run the world from Ci-ty Hall[/tab]","plain_text":"Brown Shoes Don't Make It\n\t\t      As played on Absolutely Free\n\t\t\t     By Frank Zappa\n\t\t\t  Chart by Paul Wilson\n\n\n\n\nIn the first Verse the chords change on the 2 and the 4.\n\nTime 4/4 untill I say it changes\n\nIntro: F#m7 B F#m7 B\n       F#m7 B F#m7 B\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nShine on your shoes and cut your hair\n\n\nIntro: F#m7 B F#m7 B\n       F#m7 B F#m7 B\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Changes to a moderate waltz, 3/4 time sig]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe 12 piece string ensemble plays here, I couldn't make out any chords and the\nFrank Zappa Songbook has none for this part either.\n\n[back to 4/4 time sig]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n                                    (all 8ths)\n\n\n                      (can do the above but a screaming sound is played here)   \nShe squealed for a week to get him to go\n\n\nIs rocking and rolling and acting obscene\n\nBaby! Baby!\n\nBaby! Baby!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nNasty-nasty-nasty! Nasty-nasty-nasty!\n\nOnly thirteen, and she knows how to nasty\n\n\n\n\n\n(This part is random keyboard and guitar sounds)\n\n\nIf she were my daughter I'd\n\nWhat would you do, Daddy?\n\nIf she were my daughter I'd\n\nWhat would you do, Daddy?\n\nIf she were my daughter I'd\n\nWhat would you do, Daddy?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C\nTime to go home, Madge is on the phone\nN.C\nGotta meet the Gurneys And a dozen gray attorneys\nN.C\nTV dinner by the pool I'm so glad I finished school","chords":["F#m7","B","C","Db","Bb","A","Em","F#m","G","Bm","C#m","D","E","Bb6","C#","Cb","Db6/9","Gbmaj7","Dbmaj7","Eb","F","Gb","Dm","D9"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,4,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,3,1,0]},"Cmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,0,0],"frets":[-1,3,2,0,0,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Dm7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}