{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":602091,"song":"The Chaser - The Eulogy Song","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11572313-the-chaser-the-eulogy-song-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/602091?type=chord","rating":4.57104,"votes":3,"content":"-----\r\nHere's the chords to that controversial song performed on the Chaser's War On Everything \r\n-----\r\nso I've only written down the chords played during these parts\r\n-----\r\nD7 - (Spoken part)\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHe was very hard of hearing,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhe was dull and domineering,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmisogynist cantankerous and vain.[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHe hit the bottle every night,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhe hit my grandma out of spite,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand those stories about his bunions were a pain.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut all that’s now forgotten,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nonce he took his final breath.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] - (Spoken part)\r\nYou don’t believe me?[/tab]\r\nC D - (Spoken part)\r\nAllow me to furnish you with a few examples..\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSteve Irwin lived in khaki,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\na cartoon kamikaze,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwho taunted crocs and talked so frequently.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd Brocky was some revhead,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwho pumped the air with pure lead,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nso anti green he drove into a tree.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut all that was forgotten,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nonce they took their final breath.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYes even tools turn into top blokes after death.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nJohn Lennon chose the hippy life,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nhe chose some nutbag for a wife,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand his songs were never quite as good as Paul’s.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJeff Buckley fooled all lovers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\njust one album, mostly covers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmore wailing than Japan does off our shores.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut all that was forgotten,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nonce he took his final breath,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nyes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPrincess Di was just a slut for sex,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwhen they looked in the car wreck,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nher dress was wet with Arab's semen stain.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStan Zemanek was a racist jock,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\na fatso xenophobic cock,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhose views were more malignant than his brain.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut all that was forgotten,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nonce he took his final breath,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nyes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] - (spoken part)\r\nIt’s not how they lived that counts,[/tab]\r\n\r\nC D - (spoken part)\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] - (spoken part)\r\nIt pays to throw away the facts[/tab]\r\n\r\nC D - (spoken part)\r\nWhen he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDon Bradman was a total farce,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\na grumpy, greedy tired-arse,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwho couldn’t even score one run last time he played.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nKerry Packer was a brothel chief,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\na tax cheat and a kidney thief.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut all that was forgotten,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nonce he took his final breath,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nyes even **** (censored) turn into top blokes after death.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBelinda Emmett was a…  (stopped by cast)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nRemember all will be forgotten,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nonce we take our final breath..[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nyes even pervert motherf**kers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven rampant child-abusers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven local Baghdad looters,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven baby bunny rooters,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven reckless drunken drivers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven rodent sperm imbibers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven violent poofter bashers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven public penis flashers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven rotting corpse molesters,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven human piss ingesters,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven tiny kitten kickers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\neven anal finger lickers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\neven Anna ‘bloody’ Coren,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nyes even she will be a top bloke after death.[/tab]\r\n-----\r","plain_text":"-----\nHere's the chords to that controversial song performed on the Chaser's War On Everything \n-----\nso I've only written down the chords played during these parts\n-----\nD7 - (Spoken part)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nC D - (Spoken part)\nAllow me to furnish you with a few examples..\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nC D - (spoken part)\n\n\n\nC D - (spoken part)\nWhen he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n-----","chords":["D7","G","Em","D","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}