{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":586112,"song":"The Sideboard Song","artist":"Chas & Dave","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11570995-the-sideboard-song-chords-by-chas-dave/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/586112?type=chord","rating":4.47632,"votes":14,"content":"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n\r\n([ch]C[/ch] and [ch]G[/ch] basically)\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nMothers phoned up last night, she was goin spare[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t(bass run:   [ch]C[/ch]\t    [ch]B[/ch]\t    [ch]Bb[/ch])\r\nShe was in a temper pulling out her hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nYour sisters courtin' a scruffy looking ted[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t\t   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFather doesn't give a monkeys and this is what he said[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t\t(bass run:\t[ch]C[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]\t   [ch]Bb[/ch])\r\nI don't care, i don't care, i don't care if he comes round here[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nI've got my beer and the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nI said to me mother let me have a talk to dad,\r\nso he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad\r\nsaid she's got no sense that silly little cow,\r\nand if he comes round here there's gonna be a row.\r\n\r\nI don't care, i don't care, i don't care if he comes round here\r\nI've got my beer and the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here\r\n\r\nI'll tell you something else, you know he's never got a job,\r\nhe hangs round the betting shop the lazy little yob,\r\nmother says calm down dad, he's alright,\r\nbut they're out there snuffin in a passage all night\r\n\r\nI don't care, i don't care, i don't care if he comes round here\r\nI've got my beer and the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here\r\n\r\nIf he comes round here, I've got my beer,\r\nLet Mother sort it out in the sideboard here,\r\nGot my beer, let Mother sort it out,\r\nI don't care if he comes round here. \r\n\r\nYou'd think he was a tramp\r\nWith the stubble on his chin,\r\nHe looks like something\r\nThat the cat's dragged in,\r\nNever got no money,\r\nSmokes all my fags,\r\nGot holes in his soles\r\nAnd he's hanging in rags. \r\n\r\nOn top of that he said to tell you\r\nWhy I've got the hump,\r\nShe had a skinny little belly\r\nNow it's sticking out the front,\r\nThere's nothing here to fit\r\nAnd she's running out of clothes,\r\nIf he did he's taken liberties,\r\nI'll punch him on the nose. \r\n\r\nBut I don't care, I don't care,\r\nI don't care if he comes round here,\r\nI've got my beer in the sideboard here,\r\nLet Mother sort it out if he comes round here. \r\n\r\nIf he comes round here, I've got my beer,\r\nLet Mother sort it out in the sideboard here,\r\nGot my beer, let Mother sort it out,\r\nI don't care if he comes round here...\r","plain_text":"-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\n(C and G basically)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI said to me mother let me have a talk to dad,\nso he comes to the telephone he wasn't half mad\nsaid she's got no sense that silly little cow,\nand if he comes round here there's gonna be a row.\n\nI don't care, i don't care, i don't care if he comes round here\nI've got my beer and the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here\n\nI'll tell you something else, you know he's never got a job,\nhe hangs round the betting shop the lazy little yob,\nmother says calm down dad, he's alright,\nbut they're out there snuffin in a passage all night\n\nI don't care, i don't care, i don't care if he comes round here\nI've got my beer and the sideboard here, let mother sort it out if he comes round here\n\nIf he comes round here, I've got my beer,\nLet Mother sort it out in the sideboard here,\nGot my beer, let Mother sort it out,\nI don't care if he comes round here. \n\nYou'd think he was a tramp\nWith the stubble on his chin,\nHe looks like something\nThat the cat's dragged in,\nNever got no money,\nSmokes all my fags,\nGot holes in his soles\nAnd he's hanging in rags. \n\nOn top of that he said to tell you\nWhy I've got the hump,\nShe had a skinny little belly\nNow it's sticking out the front,\nThere's nothing here to fit\nAnd she's running out of clothes,\nIf he did he's taken liberties,\nI'll punch him on the nose. \n\nBut I don't care, I don't care,\nI don't care if he comes round here,\nI've got my beer in the sideboard here,\nLet Mother sort it out if he comes round here. \n\nIf he comes round here, I've got my beer,\nLet Mother sort it out in the sideboard here,\nGot my beer, let Mother sort it out,\nI don't care if he comes round here...","chords":["C","G","B","Bb"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}