{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":528022,"song":"Gordon Is A Moron","artist":"Jilted John","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11567125-gordon-is-a-moron-chords-by-jilted-john/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/528022?type=chord","rating":4.84313,"votes":24,"content":"...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John\r\n-----------------------...............\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\ne|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nB|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nG|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|\r\nD|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|\r\nA|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|\r\nE|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------| (x2)[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]               [ch]C5[/ch]               [ch]F5[/ch]             [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]                  [ch]C5[/ch]               [ch]F5[/ch]               [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n But last night she said to me, when we were watching telly...[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch],  [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]                [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch], [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n              This is what she said)...[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]F5[/ch]             [ch]C5[/ch]            [ch]F5[/ch]                   [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nShe said; \"listen John, I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]               [ch]C5[/ch]               [ch]F5[/ch]               [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n I don't want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me\".[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\ne|----------|----------|----------|\r\nB|----------|----------|----------|\r\nG|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|\r\nD|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|\r\nA|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|\r\nE|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]                    [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]F5[/ch]                  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n \"Who's this bloke\" I asked her, Go-o-or-don, she re-plied.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]                  [ch]C5[/ch]              [ch]F5[/ch]               [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n \"Not that puff\", I said dismayed, \"yes, but he's no puff\" she cried.[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch], [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]                 [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n \"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nBreak:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]  [ch]D5[/ch], [ch]A5[/ch]           [ch]D5[/ch]\r\n         Here we go; 2, 3, 4...[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\ne|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nB|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nG|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|\r\nD|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|\r\nA|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|\r\nE|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 4:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]           [ch]C5[/ch]                [ch]F5[/ch]                  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n I was so up-set, that I cried all the way, to the chi-ip shop.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]                [ch]C5[/ch]                [ch]F5[/ch]              [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n When I came out, there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop.[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch], [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]C5[/ch]                      [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n         And guess who was with him?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]                                 [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n Yeah Julie; and they were both laughing at me.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 5:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F5[/ch]               [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]F5[/ch]             [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nOh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]                     [ch]C5[/ch]              [ch]F5[/ch]                       [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n Just 'cos he's better looking than me, just 'cos he's cool and trendy.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 6:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F5[/ch]            [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]F5[/ch]          [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nBut I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]           [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]F5[/ch]          [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron.[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\ne|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nB|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nG|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|\r\nD|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|\r\nA|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|\r\nE|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nBreak:\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]  [ch]D5[/ch], [ch]A5[/ch]           [ch]D5[/ch]\r\n         Here we go; 2, 3, 4...[/tab]\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]\r\ne|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nB|----------|----------|----------|----------|\r\nG|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|-----5-5--|\r\nD|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|--5--5-5--|\r\nA|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|--5--3-3--|\r\nE|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|--3-------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nCoda:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch]      [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]      [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nOh, she's a slag and he's a creep, she's a tart; he's very cheap.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G5[/ch]        [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]G5[/ch]          [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]       [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]      [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n She is a slut; he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch; he is a puff.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]    [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n Yeah, yeah, it's not fair, yeah yeah, it's not fair.[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nI'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, I'm so up-set, yeah, yeah.[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Fade)\r\n\r\n\r\nCHORD DIAGRAMS:\r\n---------------\r\n   [ch]G5[/ch]      [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]F5[/ch]       [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]D5[/ch]\r\n EADGBE  EADGBE  EAD G BE  EADGBE  EADGBE\r","plain_text":"...GORDON IS A MORON... by Jilted John\n-----------------------...............\n\n\nIntro:\n\n\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\nG5  C5, G5  C5\n\n\n\nBreak:\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\n\n\nVerse 4:\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\n\n\n\nVerse 5:\n\n\n\n\nVerse 6:\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\n\n\nBreak:\n\n\n\nInterlude:\n\n\n\nCoda:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Fade)\n\n\nCHORD DIAGRAMS:\n---------------\n   G5      C5       F5       A5      D5\n EADGBE  EADGBE  EAD G BE  EADGBE  EADGBE","chords":["A","G5","C5","B","G","D","E","F5","A5","D5"]}