{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":461653,"song":"If I Were Gay","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11562617-if-i-were-gay-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/461653?type=chord","rating":4.83908,"votes":32,"content":"This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO.\r\nIf I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch\r\n\r\n[tab][Chords Used]\r\nD-xx0232      D/C#-x40232   Bm*-x04430-|\r\nDsus2-xx0230  D/F#-200232   G-320033---|\r\nD*-xx0032     Bm-x24432     A-x02220---|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][Intro: 4x]\r\n   [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Dsus2[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]*[ch]D[/ch]*[ch]D[/ch]*[ch]D[/ch]*\r\ne|-2-2-2-2-0-----------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------------------------|\r\nB|-3-3-3-3-3-----------3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3---------------------------------|\r\nG|-2-2-2-2-2-(let ring)2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|\r\nD|-0-0-0-0-0-----------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0---------------------------------|\r\nA|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|\r\nE|-x-x-x-x-x-----------x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x---------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]       [ch]D/C#[/ch] [ch]D/F#[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHere we are, dear old friends[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch]* [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYou and i, drunk again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                [ch]D/C#[/ch]    [ch]D/F#[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nlaughs have been had and tears have been shed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]*        [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nmaybe the whisky has gone to my head[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nbut if i were gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ni would give you my heart[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nand if i were gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nyou'd be my work of art[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nand if i were gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe would swim in romance[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nbut im not gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nso get your hand out of my pants[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n2x- [ch]D[/ch], [ch]Dsus2[/ch], [ch]D[/ch], [ch]D[/ch]*\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]D/C#[/ch]     [ch]D/F#[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIts not that i dont care, i do[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]Bm[/ch]*   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\ni just dont see myself in you[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]D/C#[/ch] [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nanother time, another scene[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]      [ch]Bm[/ch]*\r\ni'd be right behind you[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nif you know what i mean[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\ncuz if i were gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ni would give you my soul[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nand if i were gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\ni would give you my whole being[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nand if i were gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nwe would tear down the walls[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut I'm Not gay[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nso wont you stop cupping my...hand[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n2x- [ch]D[/ch], [ch]Dsus2[/ch], [ch]D[/ch], [ch]D[/ch]*\r\n\r\n[Ending]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Dsus2[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]*\r\nwe've never hugged,we've never kissed[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Dsus2[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]*\r\ni've never been intimate with your fist[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Dsus2[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]*\r\nBut you have opened brand new doors[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Dsus2[/ch]\r\nget over here and[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]*   [ch]D[/ch],[ch]Dsus2[/ch],[ch]D[/ch],[ch]D[/ch]*\r\ndrop your Drawers[/tab]","plain_text":"This is from his Comedy Central Presents performance. NO CAPO.\nIf I Were Gay - Stephen Lynch\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n2x- D, Dsus2, D, D*\n\n[Ending]","chords":["D","D/C","Bm","Dsus2","D/F","G","A","B","E","D/C#","D/F#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dsus2":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,2,0],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}