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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":445314,"song":"Cows With Guns","artist":"Dana Lyons","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11561488-cows-with-guns-chords-by-dana-lyons/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/445314?type=chord","rating":4.97472,"votes":225,"content":"Cows With Guns - Dana Lyons\r\n\r\n[Intro] \r\n[ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]   x2\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFat and docile, big and dumb[/tab]\r\nThey look so stupid, they aren't much fun\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows aren't fun [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey eat to grow, grow to die[/tab]\r\nDie to be et at the hamburger fry\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows well done [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNobody thunk it, nobody knew[/tab]\r\nNo one imagined the great cow guru\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows are one [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe hid in the forest, read books with great zeal[/tab]\r\nHe loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCow Tse Tongue [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe spoke about justice, but nobody stirred[/tab]\r\nHe felt like an outcast, alone in the herd\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCow dol-drums [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die[/tab]\r\nCows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBad cow pun [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut then he was captured, stuffed into a crate[/tab]\r\nLoaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows are bummed [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 8]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              \r\nHe was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy[/tab]\r\nNo one suspected he was packing an Uzi\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch] \r\nCows with guns [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 9]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey came with a needle to stick in his thigh[/tab]\r\nHe kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCow well hung [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 10]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nKnocked over a tractor and ran for the door[/tab]\r\nSix gallons of gas flowed out on the floor\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nRun cows run! [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 11]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHe picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nWe are free roving bovines, we run free today \r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe will fight for bovine freedom [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd hold our large heads high [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe will run free with the Buffalo, or die[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows with guns [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 12]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThey crashed the gate in a great stampede[/tab]\r\nTipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows have fun [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 13]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSixty police cars were piled in a heap[/tab]\r\nCovered in cow pies, covered up deep\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMuch cow dung [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 14]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBlack smoke rising, darkening the day[/tab]\r\n               N.C.\r\nTwelve burning McDonalds, have it your way \r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe will fight for bovine freedom [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd hold our large heads high [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe will run free with the Buffalo, or die[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows with guns [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 15]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                              \r\nThe President said [/tab]\r\n\"Enough is enough These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough\"\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCow dung flung [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 16]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief[/tab]\r\nTomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows on buns [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 17]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed[/tab]\r\nThey mooed their last moo's, they chewed their last hay\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows outgunned [/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\nN.C.\r\nThe order was given to turn cows to whoppers\r\nEnforced by the might of ten thousand coppers\r\nBut on the horizon surrounding the shoppers \r\nCame the deafening roar of chickens in choppers \r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe will fight for bovine freedom [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd hold our large heads high [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe will run free with the Buffalo, or die[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCows with guns[/tab]","plain_text":"Cows With Guns - Dana Lyons\n\n[Intro] \nAm   G   Am   x2\n\n[Verse 1]\n\nThey look so stupid, they aren't much fun\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\nDie to be et at the hamburger fry\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\nNo one imagined the great cow guru\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\nHe loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\nHe felt like an outcast, alone in the herd\n\n\n[Verse 6]\n\nCows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high\n\n\n[Verse 7]\n\nLoaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate\n\n\n[Verse 8]\n\nNo one suspected he was packing an Uzi\n\n\n[Verse 9]\n\nHe kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye\n\n\n[Verse 10]\n\nSix gallons of gas flowed out on the floor\n\n\n[Verse 11]\n\nN.C.\nWe are free roving bovines, we run free today \n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 12]\n\nTipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed\n\n\n[Verse 13]\n\nCovered in cow pies, covered up deep\n\n\n[Verse 14]\n\n               N.C.\nTwelve burning McDonalds, have it your way \n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 15]\n\n\"Enough is enough These uppity cattle, it's time to get tough\"\n\n\n[Verse 16]\n\nTomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef\n\n\n[Verse 17]\n\nThey mooed their last moo's, they chewed their last hay\n\n\n[Interlude]\nN.C.\nThe order was given to turn cows to whoppers\nEnforced by the might of ten thousand coppers\nBut on the horizon surrounding the shoppers \nCame the deafening roar of chickens in choppers \n\n[Chorus]","chords":["Am","G","C","F","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}