{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":352380,"song":"Divorce","artist":"Billy Connolly","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11555172-divorce-chords-by-billy-connolly/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/352380?type=chord","rating":4.664,"votes":42,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOur little dog is six years old and he's smart as any damn kid[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWords like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThese are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHis Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCoz he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                                            [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe caused me and my wife to have a big fight, and then, both of them bit me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                               [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe shouted \"get him Rover,\" and he jumped over, and bit my L.E.G.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                   [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an effin C.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, I'm telling you, that was my cue, to get O.F.F. - ski[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh yes, his Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E starts today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                       [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBoth my wife and my wee scabby dog will soon be hauled away[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                                          [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat's why I spell out all of these words, so as my dog can't hear[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, I must admit that dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh yes, I must admit my dog is acting Q.U.E.R. queer[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]","chords":["G","C","A","D","E","B","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}