{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":88820,"song":"Flakes","artist":"Frank Zappa","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11550961-flakes-chords-by-frank-zappa/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/88820?type=chord","rating":4.76343,"votes":13,"content":"#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#\r\n#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##\r\n\r\nFLAKES\r\nby Frank Zappa\r\n\r\nFLAKES! FLAKES\r\nFLAKES, FLAKES\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTHEY DON'T DO NO GOOD[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTHEY NEVER BE WORKIN[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWHEN THEY OUGHTA SHOULD[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nTHEY WASTE YOUR TIME[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nTHERE WASTIN MINE[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nCALIFORNIA GOT THE MOST OF THEM[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nBOY THEY GOT A HOST OF THEM[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CHORUS]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST[/tab]\r\nAT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST\r\nSWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST\r\nAT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST\r\n\r\nTHEY GOT THE FLAKES\r\n\r\nFLAKES! FLAKES!\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTHEY CAN'T FIX YER BRAKES[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYOU ASK THEM \"WHERE'S MY MOTOR?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWELL IT WAS EATEN SNAKES[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nYOU CAN STAB AN SHOOT AN SPIT[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nBUT THEY WONT BE FIXIN IT[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nTHERE LYIN AND LAZY[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nTHEY CAN BE DRIVIN YOU CRAZY[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CHORUS]\r\nTAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI ASKED AS NICE AS I COULD[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIF MY JOB WOULD[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSOMEHOW BE FINISHED BY FRIDAY[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWELL THE WHOLE DAMN WEEKEND[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCAME AND WENT FRANKIE[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAN THEY DIDN'T DO NOTHING[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBUT THEY CHARGED ME DOUBLE FOR SUNDAY[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYOU KNOW NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nTHEY GONNA CHEAT AN ROB YOU[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTHEN THEY'LL SEND YOU A BILL[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTHAT'LL GET YOU SENSES REELING[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAND IF YOU DO NOT PAY[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTHEY GOT COMPUTER COLLECTORS[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTHAT'LL GET YOU SO CRAZY[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTIL YOU HEAD'LL GO THROUGH THE CEILING[/tab]\r\nYES IT WILL\r\n\r\n[ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch],  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]...ETC\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]          Eaug3rd        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'M A MORON AN THIS IS MY WIFE[/tab]\r\nSHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE\r\nALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE\r\nIT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY\r\nBUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED\r\nWELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT\r\nCRUMBLES AND BREAKS\r\nWE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES\r\nTHEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE\r\nAND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWELL THE TOILET WENT CRAZY[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYESTERDAY AFTERNOON[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTHE PLUMBER HE SAYS NEVER FLUSH A TAMPOON[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTHIS GREAT INFO COST ME HALF A WEEKS PAY[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAND THE TOILET BLEW UP[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nLATER ON THE NEXT DAY[/tab]\r\nBLEW UP THE NEXT DAY\r\n\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] ETC..\r\n\r\nWE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS\r\nWERE COMING TO GET YOU\r\nWERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS\r\nSO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU\r\nCANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION\r\nITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL\r\nTHAT CIVILIZATION\r\nWILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL\r\nAND WE ARE THE PEOPLE\r\nWHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN\r\nWHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN\r\nYER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN\r\nYOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES\r\nOR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US\r\nBUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY\r\nTHAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US\r\n\r\nWERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE\r\nCOMING TO GET YOU\r\n\r\n\r\nYou might want to check some of the chord sequences!!\r","plain_text":"#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------#\n#------------------------------------------------------------------------------##\n\nFLAKES\nby Frank Zappa\n\nFLAKES! FLAKES\nFLAKES, FLAKES\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[CHORUS]\n\nAT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST\nSWEAR TO GOD THEY GET THE MOST\nAT EVERY BUSINESS ON THE COAST\n\nTHEY GOT THE FLAKES\n\nFLAKES! FLAKES!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[CHORUS]\nTAKE IT AWAY BOB!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYES IT WILL\n\nE  A  B,  E  A B...ETC\n\n\nSHE FROSTING A CAKE WITH A PAPER KNIFE\nALL WHAT WE GOT HERE'S AMERICAN MAKE\nIT'S A LITTLE BIT CHEESEY\nBUT ITS NICELY DISPLAYED\nWELL WE DON'T GET EXCITED WHEN IT\nCRUMBLES AND BREAKS\nWE JUST GET ON THE PHONE AND CALL SOME FLAKES\nTHEY RUSH ON OVER AND BREAK IT SOME MORE\nAND WE ARE SO DUMB THERE LINING UP AT OUR DOOR\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBLEW UP THE NEXT DAY\n\nE D E D E D ETC..\n\nWE ARE MILLION AN MILLIONS\nWERE COMING TO GET YOU\nWERE PROTECTED BY UNIONS\nSO DON'T LET IT UPSET YOU\nCANT ESCAPE THE CONCLUSION\nITS PROBABLY GOD'S WILL\nTHAT CIVILIZATION\nWILL GRIND TO A STANDSTILL\nAND WE ARE THE PEOPLE\nWHO WILL MAKE IT ALL HAPPEN\nWHILE YER CHILDREN IS SLEEPIN\nYER PUPPY IS CRAPPIN\nYOU MIGHT CALL US FLAKES\nOR SOMETHING ELSE YOU MIGHT COIN US\nBUT WE KNOW YOU'RE SO GREEDY\nTHAT YOU'LL PROBABLY JOIN US\n\nWERE COMING TO GET YOU, WERE\nCOMING TO GET YOU\n\n\nYou might want to check some of the chord sequences!!","chords":["F#m","E","D","C#m","Bm","G#m","A","B","Em","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}