{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":88302,"song":"Albuquerque","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11550730-albuquerque-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/88302?type=chord","rating":4.41419,"votes":19,"content":"[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]        Fm7?      [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nE--1--    E--1--    E--1--    E--1--|\r\nB--1--    B--3--    B--1--    B--2--|\r\nG--2--    G--3--    G--1--    G--1--|\r\nD--3--    D--3--    D--1--    D--3--|\r\nA--3--    A--1--    A--3--    A--1--|\r\nE--1--    E--1--    E--1--    E--1--|[/tab]\r\n[tab]E-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-13-8h10p8-|-------------|\r\nB-------------|-------------|-------------|--10---------|\r\nG-------------|-------------|-------------|-----10------|\r\nD-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\r\nA-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|\r\nE-------------|-------------|-------------|-------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWay back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                          [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nstairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nstreet from Jerry?s Bait Shop? You know the place? Well anyway, back then[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nlife was going swell and everything was juuuuust peachy? except of course[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nfor the undeniable fact that every single morning my mother would make me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\na big old bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. Daaaaaaaouh! Big bowl of[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nsauerkraut![/tab]\r\n[tab]E-13------------|\r\nB---13p10-------|[/tab]\r\n[tab]G--------10-----| [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nD---------------| Every single morning! It was driving me crazy. I said to\r\nA---------------|\r\nE---------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                                                    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nmy mom, I said, ?Hey mom, what?s up with all the sauerkraut?? And my dear[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                               [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nsweet mother she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                           [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd she leaned right down next to me, and she said, ?It?s good for you!?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]\r\n        And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nand force-fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty-six and a half[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nyears old. That?s when I swore that someday, someday I would get out of[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthat basement and travel to a magical far away place where the sun is[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]B[/ch]                            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nalways shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]B[/ch]\r\noh so fluffy, where the shriners and the lepers play their ukulele?s all[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nday long and anyone on the street?ll gladly shave you?re back for a[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nnickel. Wakawakadoodoo yah! Well let me tell you people, that it wasn?t[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nlong at all before my dream came true because the very next day a local[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nradio station had this contest to see who could correctly guess the number[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                           [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nof molecules in Leonard Neroy?s butt. I was off by three but I still won[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthe grand prize. That?s right a first class one-way ticket, to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nA     -    lbuquerque,   A     -     lbuquerque! Ah yah, you know I never[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nbeen on a real airplane before and I gotta tell ya it was really great.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                               [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nExcept that I had to ist between two large Albanian women with[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                        [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nexcruciatingly severe body odour and the little kid in back of me kept[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthrowing up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nand salted peanuts and the in flight movie was \"Biodome\" with Polly Shore.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd oh yah three of the airplane's engines burned down and we went into a[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]B[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\ntailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]                                                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nfireball and everybody died! Except for me. You know why? ?Cause I had my[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]B[/ch]\r\ntrain table up, and my seat back in the full upright position, had my[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\ntrain table up, and my seat back in the full upright position, had my[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]B[/ch]\r\ntrain table up, and my seat back in the full upright position. Ah ha ha[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                           [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nha! Oh ha ha! Ahhhh. So I crawled from the twisted burnin? wreckage, I[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\ncrawled on my hands and knees for three full days, dragging along my big[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nleather suitcase, and my garment bag, and my tenor saxophone, and my[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]B[/ch]\r\ntwelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky lucky autographed glow in the dark[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                            [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nsnorkel. But finally a arrived at the world famous ?Albuquerque Holiday[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                                                  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nInn?, where the towels are oh so fluffy, and you could eat you?re soup[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nright out of the ashtrays if you wanna, it?s OK their clean. Well I[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]B[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nchecked into my room and I turned down the AC and I turned on the spectro[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]                                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nvision and I was just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]B[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthat I love so very very much when suddenly there?s a knock on the door.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                                       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWell now who could that be? I say, ?who is it?? No answer. ?Who is it??[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThere?s no answer. ?Who is it!?? They?re not saying anything, so finally I[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\ngo over and I open the door and just as I suspected, it?s some big fat[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                                                 [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nhermaphrodite with a flock of seagull?s haircut and only one nostril. Oh[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nman I hate it when I?m right. So anyway he burst into my room and grabbes[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nbeen just like a snorkel to me.? And he?s like ?tough? And I?m like ?give[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nit.? And he?s like ?make me.? And I?m like ?k.? So I grabbed his leg and[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nhe grabbed my oesophagus and I bit off his ear and he chewed off my[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]                                          [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\neyebrows and I took out his appendix and he gave me a valonic irrigation[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nyes indeed you better believe it. And somehow in the middle of it all the[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nphone got knocked off the hook, and twenty seconds later I heard a[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nfamiliar voice, and you know what it said, I?ll tell you what it said, it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nsaid, ?if you?d like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nneed help hang up and then dial you?re operator. If you?d like to make a[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]\r\ncall, please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and then dial[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nyou?re operator. In A     -    lbuquerque,   A     -     lbuquerque! Well[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nto cut a long story short he got away with my snorkel. But I made a solemn[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nvow right then and there that I would rest, I would not sleep for an[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\ninstant until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice. But first I[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\ndecided to buy some donuts. So I got in my car and drove over to the donut[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]B[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nshop and I walked right up to the guy behind the counter and he says ?yah,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]wadaya want??\r\nE-13--------11--------------11131618------------------1113-| it ain't per--|\r\nB-------------1311--------13--------1816----------1113---------------------| fect but it'l\r\nG-----------------1311------------------171513--13-------------------------| give you some\r\nD---------------------1310--------------------15---------------------------| thing to do\r\nA--------------------------------------------------------------------------| till  you fig\r\nE--------------------------------------------------------------------------| ure it out[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI said, ? you got any glazed donuts?? He said, ?naaa were all out of[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nglazed donuts.? I said, ?well you got any jelly donuts?? He said, ?naaa[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nwere all out of jelly donuts.? I said, ?you got any Bavarian cream-filled[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                                      [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\ndonuts?? He said, ?naaa were all out of Bavarian cream-filled donuts.? I[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                                          [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nsaid, ?you got any cinnamon rolls?? He said, ?naaa were all out of[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\ncinnamon rolls.? I said, ?you got any apple fritters!?? He said, ?naaa[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nwere out of apple fritters.? I said, ?you got any bear claws!!?? He said,[/tab]\r\n?wait a minute, I?ll go check.\r\n[tab]E------------------------------------------------16-16-18-16-18-18b-|\r\nB-18v----------------------------------------19-19-18---------------|\r\nG------------------------------19-19-21-19-21-21--------------------|\r\nD-----15v---------19-19-21-19-21-21---------------------------------|\r\nA---------19h20h21--21----------------------------------------------|\r\nE-------------------------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]E-18-16-16-------------------|\r\nB--------18-16-16------------|\r\nG-------------18-18-15-15----|\r\nD---------------------18-18--|\r\nA-------------------------15-|\r\nE----------------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNaaa were out of bear claws.? I said, ?well in that case, in that case[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                                 [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nwhat do you have?? He said, ?all I?ve got right now is this box of one[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               E-24b\\-|\r\n                               B------|[/tab]\r\n[tab]dozen starving crazed weasels.?G------| I said, ?OK I?ll take that.? So he\r\n                               D------|\r\n                               A------|\r\n                               E------|[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]B[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nhands over the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out and they[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nimmediately latch onto my face and start biting me all over ayiyi[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                              [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nyiyiyiyi. Oh, oh man they were just going nuts! Their terin? me apart. You[/tab]\r\n                                                                   F FF\r\nknow I think it was just about that time that little ditty started goin?\r\n              B BB                     F FF                 B BB\r\nthrough my head. I believe it went a little something like this.\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\n?Doooohgetemoffmegettemoffmeooogetemoffgettemoffoooohgetoooohgeooohoooahhh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nhohhhiahhooohahahahhhohhhhh!? I ran out onto the street with these flesh[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\neating weasels all over my face, waiving my arms all around and just[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nrunnin? and runnin? and runnin? like a constipated wiener dog. And as luck[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                          [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nwould have it, that?s exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams, her[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nname was Zelda. She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                  [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nand hair the colour of strained peaches. I?ll never forget the very first[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthing she said to me, she said, ?hey, you got weasels on your face.?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThat?s when I knew it was true love, we were inseparable after that, oh we[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nate together, we bathed together, we even shared the same piece of mint-[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nflavoured dental floss. The world was our burrito. So we got married and[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nwe bought us a house and had two beautiful children, Nathaniel and[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSuperfly. Oh we were so very very very happy, oh ya. But then one fateful[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                         [ch]F[/ch] FF [ch]F[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] BB          [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nthe Columbia Record Club??          I said, ?Wooooah hold on now baby, I?m[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]B[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\njust not ready for that kind of a commitment.? So we broke up and I never[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nsaw her again but that?s just the way things go, . In A     -[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nlbuquerque,   A     -     lbuquerque![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]E-16-16-16---16-16-16---16------16b16b17b17b17b18b18b-16-13-----------|\r\nB-18-------18---18----18--18-18-18--------------------------16--------|\r\nG--------------------------------------------------------------14-----|\r\nD-----------------------------------------------------------------15--|\r\nA---------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nE---------------------------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab]E----------------------------------------20p18p16p11-|\r\nB----------------------------------18-16-------------|\r\nG-17-15----18-18-18-16----19-17----------------------|\r\nD------17-------------16-------17--------------------|\r\nA----------------------------------------------------|\r\nE----------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                        [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnyway then things really started looking up for me, because about a week[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nlater I finally achieved my life-long dream. That?s right I got me a part[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\ntime job at the ?Sizzler.? I even made employee-of-the-month after I put[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nout that grease-fire with my face. Oh ya everyone was pretty jealous of me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nafter that. I was getting lota attitude. OK like one time, I was out in[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthe parking lot trying to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil, when[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI see this guy Marty tryin? to carry a big old sofa up the stairs all by[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nhimself. So I-I say to him, I say, ?hey, you want me to help you with[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                        [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthat? And Marty he just rolls his eyes and goes, ?nooooo I want you to cut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\noff my arms and legs with a chain saw.? So I did. And then he gets all[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nindignant on me, he?s like, ?hey mad I was just being sarcastic.? Well[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nthat?s just great, how was I supposed to know that? I?m not a mind reader[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nfor crying out loud. Besides now he?s got a really cute nickname ?Torso[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      E-20-16-18-17-14-16----------------------------------------|\r\n      B-------------------20-16-18-17-13-15----------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]   G-------------------------------------19-15-17-17-13-15----|\r\nBoy?. D-------------------------------------------------------15-| So[/tab]\r\n[tab]      A----------------------------------------------------------|\r\n      E----------------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\nwhat?s he complaining about? Say that reminds me of another amusing\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                                   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nanecdote; this guy comes up to me on the street and tells me he hasn?t had[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\na bite in three days. Well I knew what he meant but just to be funny I[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                               [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\ntook a big bite out of his jugular vein, and he?s yelling and screaming[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nand bleeding all over and I?m like, ?hey come on don?t you get it?? But he[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\njust kept rolling around on the sidewalk bleeding and screaming, YAHHHH![/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOHHHH! AHHHH! And I?m completely missing the irony of the whole situation,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                                            [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nman some people just can?t take a joke you know? Anyway, um? um? where was[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI? Kinda lost my train of thought. Oh, uh, well oh okay anyway I know it?s[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\na roundabout way of saying it but I guess the whole point I?m trying to[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nmake is, I, HATE, SAURKROUT! That?s all I?m really trying to say, and by[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nthe way if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nexsulstential quandary full of woeing and self doubt and wrapped with the[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\npain and isolation of you?re pitiful meaningless existence, at least even[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\ntake a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\ncrazy old mixed up universe of ours, there?s still a little place, called[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Fm7[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nA     - lbuquerque,   A     -     lbuquerque! Albuquerque, Albuquerque,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAlbuquerque, I say  A, A, L, L, B, B, U, U? QUERQUE! QUERQUE![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAlbuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAlbuquerque, Albuquerque,[/tab]\r\n[tab]E-13-13-11-18-16-13-11-13-11/8-6-8-6-4-------1-1-1-1-|\r\nB--------------------------------------1-----1-1-1-1-|\r\nG----------------------------------------3---2-2-2-2-|\r\nD------------------------------------------1/3-3-3-3-| (drum solo)\r\nA--------------------------------------------3-3-3-3-|\r\nE--------------------------------------------1-1-1-1-|\r\n                           (Belch)\r\nI'm sorry but the last part I couldn't do because it goes too fast and my fingers are sore.\r\nSo just play a bunch of notes scaling from the 20th fret to the 1st on the D string and play that\r\nawkward chord with lots of electronic phony stuff attached to it.[/tab]","plain_text":"?wait a minute, I?ll go check.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n                                                                   F FF\nknow I think it was just about that time that little ditty started goin?\n              B BB                     F FF                 B BB\nthrough my head. I believe it went a little something like this.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nwhat?s he complaining about? Say that reminds me of another amusing","chords":["F","B","Bm7","E","G","D","A","Fm7"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"Bm7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,2,0,3],"frets":[-1,2,0,2,0,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]}}}