{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":88293,"song":"Callin In Sick","artist":"\"Weird Al\" Yankovic","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11550723-callin-in-sick-chords-by-weird-al-yankovic/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/88293?type=chord","rating":4.65246,"votes":5,"content":"Callin' In Sick\r\n\"Weird Al\" Yankovic\r\n====================\r\n\r\n(subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat])\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\t  [ch]C[/ch]\t      [ch]G[/ch]\t\t[ch]A[/ch]\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\t[ch]B[/ch]\r\n   Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\t[ch]G[/ch]\t [ch]A[/ch]\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\t     [ch]B[/ch]\r\n   Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\t    [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Gonna hack and cough and wheeze[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\t    [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSwear I've got some strange disease[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\t     [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat's that little twerp gonna say?  Hey...[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\t\t      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  I'm callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  Callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n\r\nI could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp\r\nI could spend all day in my underwear watching \"Ernest Goes To Camp\"\r\nI could sit and count my hair\r\nI could burp my Tupperware\r\nI'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\t\t      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  I'm callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  Callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  Ain't going to work, no way[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t  [ch]A[/ch]\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\t  Callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Bridge) - (same as chorus)\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\t[ch]A[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]\t\t   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  I can do anything I want to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  I am invincible now[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]\t    [ch]B[/ch]\t  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n     I'm on fire, baby[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]\t\t\t\t[ch]D[/ch]\r\n  I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]E[/ch]\r\n  I'm alive![/tab]\r\n\r\nMaybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint\r\nMaybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint\r\nWhen I'm sick of takin' abuse\r\nI just make up some lame excuse\r\nFreedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...\r\n\r\n(Chorus)\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\t\t      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  I'm callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  Callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\t  Ain't going to work, no way[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t[ch]A[/ch]\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\n\t  Callin' in sick today[/tab]\r\n[ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] (hold on [ch]E[/ch])\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]Little Riff they play in the chorus\r\ne ------------------------------------|\r\nB -------0-0--------------------------|\r\nG ---0-2-----2-0----0-----------------|\r\nD -2-------------2-----2-2------------|\r\nA ------------------------------------|\r\nE ------------------------------------|[/tab]","plain_text":"Callin' In Sick\n\"Weird Al\" Yankovic\n====================\n\n(subtle bass and guitar with minimal drums [ie. closed hi-hat])\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)\n\n\n\nI could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp\nI could spend all day in my underwear watching \"Ernest Goes To Camp\"\nI could sit and count my hair\nI could burp my Tupperware\nI'm not busy now anyway.   Hey..........\n\n(Chorus)\n\n\n\n\n\n(Bridge) - (same as chorus)\n\n\n\n\n\n\nMaybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint\nMaybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint\nWhen I'm sick of takin' abuse\nI just make up some lame excuse\nFreedom's just seven digits away.  Hey...\n\n(Chorus)\n\n\n\n\nB   B B\nA A A G G F# D E (hold on E)","chords":["E","C","G","A","B","D","F#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}