{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":83709,"song":"Jeannies Got A Problem","artist":"Screeching Weasel","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11549037-jeannies-got-a-problem-chords-by-screeching-weasel/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/83709?type=chord","rating":0.12397,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n| [ch]A[/ch]       | [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] | x3\r\n| [ch]A[/ch]       | [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   |\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJeannie's having problems with her ovaries[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's got trouble with her tubes[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIf you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nA completely empty room[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJeannie's got a problem with her uterus[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHer physician has injected fluids in her private parts[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut she just won't believe[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat the efforts to eradicate her female trouble[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWill cause her to conceive[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJeannie's got a problem with her uterus[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Tag]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJeannie isn't ovulating now[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNo simple yeast or bladder infection could compare[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo the pain that Jeannie's going through this year[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHer husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nNow Jeannie's operation must commence[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch] (12th)\r\n  Artificial insemination can't[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch] (12th)\r\nFertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs, yeah![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n| [ch]A[/ch]       | [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] | x3\r\n| [ch]A[/ch]       | [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   |\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJeannie isn't ovulating even though[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe took all the proper pills[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe gigantic doctor bills[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, Jeannie's got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem, got a problem[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHer uterus is useless, oh yeah[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]Lead\r\nE-----------------------------------------------------------|\r\nB-----------------------------------------------------------|\r\nG--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|\r\n...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]E-------------------------------------------|\r\nB-------------------------------------------|\r\nG--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|\r\n   Now Jeannie's operation must commence[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]E----------------------------------------------------|\r\nB----------10-------------10-------------------------|\r\nG--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|\r\n           Arti - fic -   ial insemmination can't[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]E------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nB----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|\r\nG--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|\r\nD--------------------------------------------------------------7---|\r\n   Fer -   ti - lize    poor Jeannie's rotten eggs       Yeah![/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n| A       | A   E D | x3\n| A       | E   D   |\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Tag]\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\n| A       | A   E D | x3\n| A       | E   D   |\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["A","E","D","G","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}