{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":77059,"song":"Sweaty Betty","artist":"Macc Lads","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11547177-sweaty-betty-chords-by-macc-lads/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/77059?type=chord","rating":4.11438,"votes":5,"content":"Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)\r\nIntro....[ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] x 4,\r\n\t[ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] x 4\r\n[tab]\t    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, she wore big knickers,[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd she worked on a sewage farm,[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI got me hand down her jeans an',[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI nearly lost half me arm,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t[ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut after ten pints,she looked quite fit,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nCouldn't wait to get me hands on her flabby tits.[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSweaty Betty,                x2[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t\t [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo I said slap that and ride the ripples,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]      \t\t\t             [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI've just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\t\t     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t\t [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThirty eight chins, she were a mound of flesh.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSweaty Betty,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe eats a lot of pies,[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSweaty Betty,[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe's got enormous thighs,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSweaty Betty,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHave you smelt her breath,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSweaty Betty,[/tab]\r\n               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe'll crush [ch]A[/ch] man to death           [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] x2.\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd I knew that she wanted me f't shag her,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\t\t\t\t     [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI couldn't believe the size of her bum,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nShe used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] x4\r\nSweaty Betty[/tab]\r\nSweaty Betty ,\r\nSweaty Betty ,\r\nSweaty Betty.\r\n[tab]\t  [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAn' I've seen nowt like it since day I were born,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nBut you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] x 4\r\nSweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips,[/tab]\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty She's got massive tits,\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G  D  E  D { to the end....}\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty She's so obscene,\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,\r\n\r\nSweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.","plain_text":"Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:)\nIntro....G D F D x 4,\n\tG D E D x 4\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n               D\nShe'll crush A man to death           G  D  E  D x2.\n\n\n\n\n\nSweaty Betty ,\nSweaty Betty ,\nSweaty Betty.\n\n\n\n\nSweaty Betty She's got massive tits,\n\nSweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina,\n\nSweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G  D  E  D { to the end....}\n\nSweaty Betty She's so obscene,\n\nSweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine,\n\nSweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard,\n\nSweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.","chords":["Em","E","G","D","F","C","Bb","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}