{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":77058,"song":"Failure With Girls","artist":"Macc Lads","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11547176-failure-with-girls-chords-by-macc-lads/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/77058?type=chord","rating":4.89462,"votes":4,"content":"I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI've got an ugly face,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWith spots all over the place,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI haven't got any mates,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd me clothes have gone out of date.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI go to the pub on me own,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd I drink me orange alone,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI sit and stare at the crack,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut they just turn their backs,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]G#[/ch]                [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI want to chat them up,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut I stare at me feet,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]        [ch]C#[/ch]         [ch]F#[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd then I go home and I beat me meat,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#[/ch]       [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]F#[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm dead shy about the size of me dick,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd chips and gravy make me sick,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI'm a failure with girls I don't know why,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's a failure with girls He don't know why,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI'm a failure with girls They're so unkind,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]                [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's a failure with girls They're so unkind,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI'm a failure with girls They make me cry,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's a failure with girls They make hI'm cry,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOnly wish I could say that I don't mind.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA Macc Lad said \"Sonny take note\",[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd he poured a pint of bitter down me throat,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F#[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt were the first pint I ever had,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd I changed to a real Macc Lad,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nMe clothes started looking dead flash,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI got a tattoo and a moustache,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd me car got a go-faster stripe,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd now I pull crack every night,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]C#[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm not weak anymore,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]F#[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nCause me dick measures three foot four,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C#[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo don't you call me wimp,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G#[/ch]                   [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nCause it's three foot four even when it's limp.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI'm dead macho with girls I never fail,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's dead macho with girls he nevers fails,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI'm dead macho with girls cause I sup ale,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's dead macho with girls cause he sups ale,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI'm dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's dead macho with girls thanks to E. Lees,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOnly wish that I didn't have VD.[/tab]","plain_text":"I'm pretty sure this is about right....Drink more Boddies.","chords":["F#","A","E","B","G#","C#","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}