{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":76797,"song":"Philosophers Song","artist":"Monty Python","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11547002-philosophers-song-chords-by-monty-python/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/76797?type=chord","rating":4.6921,"votes":60,"content":"[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nImmanuel Kant was a real pissant[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWho was very rarely stable[/tab]\r\n\r\nHeidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWho could think you under the table[/tab]\r\n\r\nDavid Hume could out-consume\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhilhelm Friedrich Hegel[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd Wittgenstein was a beery swine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWho was just as sloshed as Schlagel[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThere's nothin' Nieizsche couldn't teach ya[/tab]\r\n\r\n'Bout the raising of the wrist\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]B7[/ch]          [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nSocrates himself was permanently pissed[/tab]\r\n\r\nJohn Stuart Mill of his own free will\r\nAfter half a pint o' shandy became particularly ill\r\n\r\nPlato they say, could stick it away\r\nHalf a crate of whiskey every day\r\n\r\nAristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle\r\nHobbes was fond of his dram\r\n\r\nAnd Rene Descartes was a drunken fart\r\n`I drink therefore I am'\r\n\r\nBut Socrates himself is particularly missed\r\nA lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed","plain_text":"Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar\n\n\nDavid Hume could out-consume\n\n\n\n\n\n'Bout the raising of the wrist\n\n\nJohn Stuart Mill of his own free will\nAfter half a pint o' shandy became particularly ill\n\nPlato they say, could stick it away\nHalf a crate of whiskey every day\n\nAristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle\nHobbes was fond of his dram\n\nAnd Rene Descartes was a drunken fart\n`I drink therefore I am'\n\nBut Socrates himself is particularly missed\nA lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed","chords":["D","A","G","B7","E7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}