{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":61777,"song":"Retards Make Good Friends","artist":"Beer Softened Stool","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11541787-retards-make-good-friends-chords-by-beer-softened-stool/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/61777?type=chord","rating":0.09653,"votes":0,"content":"#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------#\r\n#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#\r\n\r\n\"Retards Make Good Friends\"\r\nBy Beer Softened Stool\r\nfrom the \"The Brown Album\"\r\n\r\n\r\nThe opening riff (Riff 1)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]e-------------------------------------------|\r\nB-------------------------------------------|\r\nG----------------------------------------7--|\r\nD--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--|\r\nA--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--|\r\nE--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nRepeat the riff 4 x\r\n\r\n[E]Hey mama tell you what I say\r\n[E]Said I'm lookin' for a friend today\r\n[E]lookin for a friend I can trust\r\n[E]he's gotta ride in a short school bus\r\n\r\n{chorus}\r\n[[ch]D[/ch]]Retards.....[[ch]D[/ch]]Make [[ch]D#[/ch]]Good [[ch]E[/ch]]Friends!\r\n[[ch]D[/ch]]Retards.....[[ch]D[/ch]]Make [[ch]D#[/ch]]Good [[ch]E[/ch]]Friends!\r\n[[ch]D[/ch]]Retards.....[[ch]D[/ch]]Make [[ch]D#[/ch]]Good [[ch]E[/ch]]Friends!\r\n\r\n[E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet\r\n[E]He shits his pants but he can't help it\r\n[E]Out in public he beats his dick\r\n[E]I use retards to pick up chicks\r\n\r\n{chorus}\r\n\r\n{bridge}\r\n\r\n[[ch]A[/ch]][[ch]B[/ch]][[ch]C[/ch]][[ch]D[/ch]]\r\n[[ch]A[/ch]][[ch]B[/ch]][[ch]C[/ch]][[ch]D[/ch]][[ch]E[/ch]]\r\n\r\nsolo over verse\r\n{chorus} 2x","plain_text":"#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------#\n#-----------------------------------------------------------------------------#\n\n\"Retards Make Good Friends\"\nBy Beer Softened Stool\nfrom the \"The Brown Album\"\n\n\nThe opening riff (Riff 1)\n\n\n\n\nRepeat the riff 4 x\n\n[E]Hey mama tell you what I say\n[E]Said I'm lookin' for a friend today\n[E]lookin for a friend I can trust\n[E]he's gotta ride in a short school bus\n\n{chorus}\n[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!\n[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!\n[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!\n\n[E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet\n[E]He shits his pants but he can't help it\n[E]Out in public he beats his dick\n[E]I use retards to pick up chicks\n\n{chorus}\n\n{bridge}\n\n[A][B][C][D]\n[A][B][C][D][E]\n\nsolo over verse\n{chorus} 2x","chords":["B","G","D","A","E","D#","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}