{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":60100,"song":"Cellulite Song","artist":"Angulo Amber","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11541282-cellulite-song-chords-by-angulo-amber/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/60100?type=chord","rating":0.08153,"votes":0,"content":"Chords:\r\n\r\n[tab]\t[ch]G[/ch]:   320033   [ch]C(add9)[/ch]: 032033  [ch]Am[/ch]:  X02210 [ch]C[/ch]: X32010 [ch]D[/ch]: XX0232\r\n\t* same chord progression throughout song*[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\ntempo: slow and sad?\r\n\r\nVERSE 1\r\n\r\nIntro:  [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C(add9)[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C(add9)[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nInstrument, of evil, here to depress the planet[/tab]\r\nYou make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite\r\nAbout a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty.\r\nBut I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\nCellulite, get off my thighs,\r\nYou?re gross and you scare away the guys.\r\nFlabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look\r\nAt how much I weigh.\r\n\r\nVERSE 2\r\n\r\nSize 3, you belong on the rack,\r\n?cause all you do, is ride up my crack.\r\nSize 7, I wear you proudly,\r\nSize 9, I?ll yell it loudly.\r\n\r\nChorus.\r\n\r\nVERSE 3\r\n\r\nI step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising.\r\nIf I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising.\r\nIt?s kind of depressing, the way things are going,\r\nI just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing.\r\n\r\nChorus.\r","plain_text":"Chords:\n\n\n\n\ntempo: slow and sad?\n\nVERSE 1\n\nIntro:  G C(add9)  Am C D\n\n\nYou make me feel, like my body is made of solid granite\nAbout a month ago I weighed my self, 115, I thought it was nifty.\nBut I was wrong, oh so wrong, I weighed in at one fifty.\n\nChorus:\n\nCellulite, get off my thighs,\nYou?re gross and you scare away the guys.\nFlabby arms, fly me away, don?t make me look\nAt how much I weigh.\n\nVERSE 2\n\nSize 3, you belong on the rack,\n?cause all you do, is ride up my crack.\nSize 7, I wear you proudly,\nSize 9, I?ll yell it loudly.\n\nChorus.\n\nVERSE 3\n\nI step on the scale, the numbers keep on rising.\nIf I gained a hundred pounds, it wouldn?t be surprising.\nIt?s kind of depressing, the way things are going,\nI just can?t help it, my thighs won?t stop growing.\n\nChorus.","chords":["G","C(add9)","Am","C","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}