{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":58490,"song":"Dear Penis","artist":"Rodney Carrington","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11541031-dear-penis-chords-by-rodney-carrington/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/58490?type=chord","rating":4.70356,"votes":562,"content":"[Intro]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]e|----3-----3-----0-----0-----3-----3-----3-----3----|\r\nB|----3-----3-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2----|\r\nG|----0-----0-----2-----2-----3-----3-----3-----3----| (play twice)\r\nD|----0-----0-----2-----2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----|\r\nA|----2-----2--0--0--0--0----------------------------|\r\nE|-3--3--3--3----------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nContinue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,\r\nexcept during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice.\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]   \r\nDear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat's all we needed to get by[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow it seems things have changed and I think that you're the one to blame[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDear Penis, I don't like you anymore[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n(he sings)\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause when you get to drinkin', you put me places I've never been before[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh Rodney, I don't like you anymore[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy can't we just get a grip on our man to hand relationship[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCome to terms with truly how we feel[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIf we put our heads together, we can just stay home forever[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDear Penis, I think I like you after all[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh and Rodney, while you're shavin', shave my balls[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\n\n\n\n\nContinue that pattern the entire way through song, you always strum D four times,\nexcept during the first line of the two verses, G and A are always strummed twice.\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n(he sings)","chords":["B","G","D","A","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}