{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":50627,"song":"Down To The Old Pub Instead","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11540275-down-to-the-old-pub-instead-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/50627?type=chord","rating":4.74363,"votes":115,"content":"Down to the Old Pub Instead\r\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\r\nby Stephen Lynch\r\nfrom \"Superhero\" (2002)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch] - [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLad, it's your duty to find you a lass[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwith child-bearing hips and a pink supple ass[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd make her you wife and love her with love so true[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNow, some rivers run high, some rivers run low[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen her river runs red then she's starting her flow[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd it's called menstruation and here's what it means to you[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou will notice her bloomers are spotty at first[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nStand back, her ovarian dam's gonna burst[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo don't be afraid, it's a natural thing[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust wind up some cotton and give her some string[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nPut the old linens on top of the bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGet out of the house and go down to the old pub[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\ninstead.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nShe'll retain her water, her breasts will be tender[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd every third word that you say will offend her[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGet out of the house and go  down to the old pub instead[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd she'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCause you'll only end up with a bloody o'tool[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGet out of the house, down to the old pub instead[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut son it'll taste like some old rusty coins[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo turn off the lights boy and take off your hat[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd drop to your knees, say a prayer to St Pat[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd for Ireland's sake go down to the old pub[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\ninstead.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen the moon's full and the girls are a bleedin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThe catholic, the protestant, even the pagan[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThe pub is the place when lady is raggin'[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo drink of your pint boys, and thank your shamrocks[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat as men folk we don't have to bleed from our cocks[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd that we can escape from the lady in red[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd get out of the house and go down to the old pub[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|------------3---|\r\nB|----------3-----|\r\nG|--------0-------|\r\nD|------0---------|\r\nA|----2-----------|\r\nE|--3-------------|\r\n  instead.[/tab]","plain_text":"Down to the Old Pub Instead\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\nby Stephen Lynch\nfrom \"Superhero\" (2002)\n\n\n[Intro]\n\nG  D - C  D\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]","chords":["G","D","C","Em","B","A","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}