{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":39418,"song":"Grandfather","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11539336-grandfather-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/39418?type=chord","rating":4.35958,"votes":4,"content":"His Songs are real easy and yet beautiful. A winning match!\r\n\r\nGrandfather Die\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen grandfahter dies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nLife will strange[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhen grandfather dies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmy whole world will change[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhen granderfather dies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll scream and I'll yell[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\ncause I'll f**king rich [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nas hell[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\nSo grandfather die (yeah)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\ndon't keep me in suspense[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\noh, grandfather cough (whoa)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nup that inheritance[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\noh grandfather don't[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nhold on another day[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\ni love you to death[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nbut I've got bills to pay[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]then\r\ne-3-----2\r\nb---2---- \r\ng--------\r\nd-0---0-0\r\na--------\r\ne--------[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nA stroke would be nice [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\ndisease would be cool[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\nI'll scatter his ashes [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIn my new swimmin' pool[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll jam with the Stones[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll dine with the Queen[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo what say we unplug[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nthat machine.[/tab]\r\n(So here we go, \r\neverybody now)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\nSo grandfather fly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] \r\nto heaven you must pass[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\noh grandfather think[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] \r\nof all the juicy angel ass[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\noh grandfather die[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nbefore the fiscal year[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C9[/ch]\r\noh how I [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nwish Kevorkian were here[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]then\r\ne-3-----2\r\nb---2---- \r\ng--------\r\nd-0---0-0\r\na--------\r\ne--------[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nBridge\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nFor God's sake,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\nyou must be as old as the hills[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm sick of the stench[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nfrom your diaper spills.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou're deaf, dumb, and blind[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand an amputee[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nyou Don't make new blood[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nevery time that you pee[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nyour arthritis acts up[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhenever it rains[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nyour so old, your penis[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nhas vericose veins[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] \r\noh why don't do die grandpa[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhy must you fight[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nyou old motherf**ker[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] \r\njust walk towards the goddamn light[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\noohh walk toward the light old man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\nwalk toward the light old man[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]then\r\ne-3-----2\r\nb---2---- \r\ng--------\r\nd-0---0-0\r\na--------\r\ne--------[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's all over now[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nMy granddaddy's dead[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\na mysterious blow[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nto his wrinkled old head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\nBefore I collect[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\nA small oversight[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut everything should turn out alright[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] \r\nI'll start working on my grandma...[/tab]\r\nPrecious...\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nTonight[/tab]\r\n\r\nhave any major life questions\r\ncheck the manual.\r\nthere is a god, there is a plan\r\nand the space ship is coming!!!\r\n - Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents","plain_text":"His Songs are real easy and yet beautiful. A winning match!\n\nGrandfather Die\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(So here we go, \neverybody now)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nD C D \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nPrecious...\n\n\nhave any major life questions\ncheck the manual.\nthere is a god, there is a plan\nand the space ship is coming!!!\n - Maria Bamford, Comedy Central Presents","chords":["A","G","D","C","C9","Am","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}