{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":31346,"song":"Hermaphrodite","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11538849-hermaphrodite-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/31346?type=chord","rating":4.26799,"votes":13,"content":"If you watch a lot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch\r\nperform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature\r\nbefore. Here is one of them called Hermaphrodite.\r\n\r\n\r\nE: 022100    Am: 002210    ?: 054030(the third time you\r\nC: 032010     F: 003210              repeat intro, slide \r\n                                     to this after holding\r\n                                     C.)\r\n\r\nINTRO:                               \r\n\r\nE E  CCCCCCC  :x4(very fast)\r\n\r\nVerse 1:\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe's part girl, she's part boy,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe's got parts everyone can enjoy.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe's got more, she's got less,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nShe's got her manhood tucked in her dress.[/tab]\r\n\r\n(repeat intro)\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIs she a mister or is she a miss?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDoes she stand up when she's taking a piss?[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhen I try to please her I get poked in the eye![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] C/? ? (x2)\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]     /   ?\r\nShe wears lace and she wears flannel,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]       /?\r\nShe watches football AND the Lifetime channel![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]      /  ?\r\nWhats that bulge under her nighty?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]   /   ?\r\nIt must be Hermaphroditey![/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 4:\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSome things are white,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSome things are black,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSome girls wear make-up,[/tab]\r\nE(play once and stop suddenly)\r\nMine shaves her back.\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe is still beautiful,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe is still fine,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's too bad her package[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIs bigger than mine.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] C/??\r\n\r\nVerse 5:\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]   /   ?\r\nShe can't help her imperfections,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]    /    ?\r\nShe gets jock itch from her yeast infections,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]     / ?\r\nWho stole all my tighty whities?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]   /  ?\r\nIt must be Hermaphroditey! [/tab]","plain_text":"If you watch a lot of Comedy Central Presents you might've seen Stephen Lynch\nperform his hilariously funny songs of a suggestive and questionable nature\nbefore. Here is one of them called Hermaphrodite.\n\n\nE: 022100    Am: 002210    ?: 054030(the third time you\nC: 032010     F: 003210              repeat intro, slide \n                                     to this after holding\n                                     C.)\n\nINTRO:                               \n\nE E  CCCCCCC  :x4(very fast)\n\nVerse 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n(repeat intro)\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\nE E E E E  C C/? ? (x2)\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 4:\n\n\n\nE(play once and stop suddenly)\nMine shaves her back.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nE E E E E  C C/??\n\nVerse 5:","chords":["E","Am","C","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]}}}